The penguins aren't fucking around with retaliatory tariffs. - ThreadSky

joekatz45.bsky.social • 8 days ago

The penguins aren't fucking around with retaliatory tariffs.

Reposted from Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot

Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa

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jasongood.bsky.social•8 days ago

Surface to Air Mishap.

warrenterra.bsky.social•8 days ago

As I read the article, the problem was that the penguin wasn't wearing its seatbelt.

warrenterra.bsky.social•8 days ago

When you ignore the flight attendant telling you to read the card and follow the safety instructions, this is what can happen.

joekatz45.bsky.social•8 days ago

Penguins should be better listeners smdh

warrenterra.bsky.social•8 days ago

Habitually wearing a tuxedo pretty much guarantees they wouldn't be.

joekatz45.bsky.social•8 days ago

TRUE

ralphhickman.bsky.social•8 days ago

Although TBF if the Penguin had his umbrella with him he wouldn't have needed a helicopter!

wwalkersd.bsky.social•8 days ago

On a serious note, that helicopter appears to have a back seat. Why the hell wasn't the person holding the penguin in the back seat, at least, where dropping the box wouldn't have interfered with the flight controls?

sabbykhatri.bsky.social•8 days ago

"The report did not say why they had picked up the penguin." 😂

mbbrownsf.bsky.social•8 days ago

I read as far as, “No one on board, including the penguin, was hurt,” because that’s all I really needed to know!

poppedculture.bsky.social•8 days ago

rapidsjason.bsky.social•8 days ago

They're in league with the orcas. Its a black & white situation.

bellatv55.bsky.social•8 days ago

PENGUINS AND SEALS WORKING TOGETHER FOR U.S.

bellatv55.bsky.social•8 days ago

their spy network is many times compared to the Seals...

b3lt3r.bsky.social•8 days ago

They should form a coalition with the Orcas and really fuck things up

billypilgrim26.bsky.social•7 days ago

Orcas, penguins... anybody keeping an eye on the zebra mafia?? 🧐

ffswtf.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂😂😂

vitc2050.bsky.social•8 days ago

My first belly laugh for a while!

pete-peterson.bsky.social•8 days ago

Penguin Hands Off protest

joekatz45.bsky.social•8 days ago

"The authority said that "the lack of secure containment for the penguin" was responsible for creating the "dangerous situation"."

"No-one on board, including the penguin, was hurt."

pmsbiker.bsky.social•8 days ago

“Un-secured” or “insecure”????

pacheco-torgal.bsky.social•7 days ago

A recent study shows the euro is now the most stable reserve currency, directly challenging the dollar. Trump’s disastrous tariffs might just destroy what’s left of the dollar’s credibility. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s40822-024-00306-7#Sec6

dj05453.bsky.social•8 days ago

was the penguin ok?

joekatz45.bsky.social•8 days ago

Penguin was fine! So was everyone else

amfisher.bsky.social•8 days ago

"You knew we were flightless birds, and yet you put us in a flying machine. How is this our fault?"

vegasjohnny.bsky.social•7 days ago

deemcg.bsky.social•8 days ago

Penguins initiated their retaliation the new Trumpian tariffs by crashing a helicopter in South Africa, you say? Twas surely a nod to the birthplace of Trump's bestie before bringing the battle to US shores.