Get these fucking things out of your fucking house. - ThreadSky

radiodeadair.com • 21 hours ago

Get these fucking things out of your fucking house.

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phalaenopsis-pyxis.bsky.social•20 hours ago

No excuse to own one of these pieces of shit. Home Assistant has local voice command processing.
https://www.home-assistant.io/voice-pe/

kategodart.bsky.social•9 hours ago

i might recommend smashing them with a hammer or a rock or something so no one else can be tricked into using it either

thebronzedragon.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Already assumed it was since it was created.

kikoroc.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Alternatively if you already have one just put it somewhere by itself and only visit it to yell obscenities to Amazon.

strawberrybanshee.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Put it next to your lap top, open youtube, find a ten hours of farts video. Play it for amazon

hakuso3.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I normally use the looped Nyan Cat, but that works, too.

strawberrybanshee.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Can I read it some furry porn? Or some vore fanfic?

kaffetakk.bsky.social•16 hours ago

My aunt gave one to us, and we didn’t even unbox it. I think my husband gave it to someone at work.
Of course, we have smart phones, computers, and a smart tv, so… (all apple)

primarylupine.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Have a Nest speaker I got for free through some promo a few years ago. Keep the mic off, only command it via text through the assistant app to play music.

Not really because of spying concern, but mainly because the damned thing would trigger on anything that sounded like "Hey/OK, Google".

kaffetakk.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Yikes! 😂🤣😂

primarylupine.bsky.social•9 minutes ago

Yeah, watching videos about anything mentioning Google was particularly annoying. It would constantly bleep and bloop its response noises.

nutcrackerle.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Please dispatch them at the electronic waste collector, those items are really polluting

jiniswetwired.bsky.social•19 hours ago

My husband and I have never had one and refuse to get them.

nathanplante.bsky.social•19 hours ago

That’s the kinda shit you’d see in a 2000s-early 2010s kids movie about spies.
“Agent Cody Banks and the Case of the Treacherous Roomba”
“The Spy Next Door II: Are You Ready To Roomba”
“Spy Kids 5: Fuck It, Why Not”

ardeerp.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I thought it was already doing this. Never got one and never will.

hakuso3.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I already walk down side streets to avoid going in front of any door with a Ring on it...

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