"You can't have a Joe Rogan of the left, it's a contradiction!" I'm vividly imagining him right now. You can't stop me. He's got a little hat and everything - ThreadSky

tallbart.com • 24 days ago

"You can't have a Joe Rogan of the left, it's a contradiction!" I'm vividly imagining him right now. You can't stop me. He's got a little hat and everything

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nonkoolaidedrinker.bsky.social•23 days ago

It would never work, we don’t waste our time listening to the dumbest members in our society spew nonsense.

denzelwashingtonx.bsky.social•24 days ago

I can imagine a photo of a large abomination who dunks a equally horrifying creature of pestilence into a large pool of squirming human bodies but it is just not the same .

You know what I mean ?

Unlike Joe Rogan, those quirming humans deserve a better life outside of the horror pod .

fattypinner.bsky.social•24 days ago

okay, start rotating him

genereyva.bsky.social•23 days ago

That used to be Joe Rogan.

trashpitz.bsky.social•24 days ago

I mean, the actual closest thing is Bill Burr, but the current Dems wouldn't be too happy with his "shoot the Nestle CEO" stance

fullgroanman.bsky.social•24 days ago

"Universal health care is a human right," he says, chugging his fourth HGH smoothie of the day

grannydegrotbag.bsky.social•23 days ago

Hasan?
@hasanabirepeater.bsky.social bot account apparently

grannydegrotbag.bsky.social•23 days ago

Bill Burr count?

misappropriated.bsky.social•23 days ago

Not unless Bill Burr starts hosting a wide array of notable people on his podcast… but yeah, somebody like that

coombutt.bsky.social•24 days ago

One must imagine joe rogan of the left with a little hat

lordteleselforiv.bsky.social•23 days ago

He’s fucking adorable. 🥹

nightcraft.bsky.social•24 days ago

Boe Jogan.

hamuelsanwich.bsky.social•23 days ago

Joe Rogan endorsed Sanders and liberals had a fucking meltdown and forced the status quo personified on us.

gifsmooth.bsky.social•24 days ago

Shit, you can be a leftist *and* be annoying about hallucinogens. It's probably more common honestly.

standup4urrights.bsky.social•24 days ago

OhmygodBRO! Psilocybin microdoses saved my life!

gifsmooth.bsky.social•24 days ago

SEE! What are your thoughts on apes?

standup4urrights.bsky.social•24 days ago

The stock market kind or the Harambe ones?

Like, I could write a book on either, so…

gifsmooth.bsky.social•24 days ago

Hit up the DNC brother. There's a lot of dumb money out there

standup4urrights.bsky.social•24 days ago

I have this thing I call integrity.

Could I start some kind of scam to fleece demorubes and republicunts of their hard earned money?

Easily!

But I won’t because I’m not a piece of shit.

Same thing with the stock market, only in reverse.

skeet.best•24 days ago

oh no, you're imagining Tim Pool

prunepicker.bsky.social•23 days ago

So insightful!

machminotaur.bsky.social•24 days ago

is he even shorter

heidichronicles.net•24 days ago

If you dream it, you can do it.

r3m1n7y.bsky.social•23 days ago

NOooo..

r3m1n7y.bsky.social•23 days ago

I want a picture (to help me believe), or it (might not) didn't happen!

sloanyxy.bsky.social•23 days ago

I'm picturing a tiny bowler hat, and we're all like "How does it stay on his head?"

standup4urrights.bsky.social•24 days ago

The Lefty Joe Rogan

iguanita666.bsky.social•23 days ago

Ooh me me I'm imagining he's got a rockin butt too 🤤

sisterrose.bsky.social•23 days ago

Fucken great idea for a stream;

https://www.heroforge.com/

Try out Heroforge and make Joe Rogans of different Ideologies. I might even see if I can knock out a base template.

sisterrose.bsky.social•23 days ago

I like the idea that all the "Joe Rogan of X" are all just exactly like Joe Rogan but with different guests on the podcast

novaf13.bsky.social•24 days ago

A leftist Joe Rogan? With all the censorship and pearl-clutching for fear of rightwing backlash? Heh, yeah, right. Look what they did to Air America, Randi Rhodes.

The Dems are afraid of a populist figure. The Reps embrace a cult leader in DJT. Which party has lost it’s way? The Reps.

novaf13.bsky.social•24 days ago

The Republican Party was founded on the idea of public education. It evolved to embrace anti-slavery. It was perverted to be the exact opposite of it’s roots because of bigotry.

joeyess.bsky.social•23 days ago

Well, for starters, those of us on the left that could do a podcast aren’t short enough.

unreconstructed.bsky.social•23 days ago

Fine, just no Tim Pool equivalents please.

misappropriated.bsky.social•23 days ago

Joe Rogan = stupid
Does the Left want a stupid star? The Left needs a smart podcaster who take steroids and acts stupid enough to attract stupid Americans who would otherwise go to stupid podcasters like Rogan