SUPERMAN: can hear everyone on earth calling out for help 24 hours a day, agonizes when he can’t help them all ALSO SUPERMAN: spends 8-10 hours a day writing articles about the Metropolis Waste Management Board - ThreadSky

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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social • 71 days ago

SUPERMAN: can hear everyone on earth calling out for help 24 hours a day, agonizes when he can’t help them all
ALSO SUPERMAN: spends 8-10 hours a day writing articles about the Metropolis Waste Management Board

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caitesq.bsky.social•71 days ago

I assume this describes all local reporters

theultimatebeing.bsky.social•71 days ago

It's important work, not all heros wear capes...for their entire day

chriscoleman.name•71 days ago

He definitely spent the first five years of his career trying to drown out the sounds of global atrocities while writing Buzzfeed listicles.

ehcb.itch.io•71 days ago

All this tells us that Superman *can* die from starvation

celticdragon1.bsky.social•70 days ago

The metro beat section doesn't write itself

chrisd238.bsky.social•71 days ago

I'm glad someone is saying it

derekzarban.bsky.social•71 days ago

A good manager could get him a bunch of sweet endorsement deals so he could spend all his time helping people (& endorsing products).

fettuccineal.bsky.social•71 days ago

Superman hearing someone crying for help: “Can you people STFU for a single minute!? I have a deadline!”

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