Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
Comments
Voice actor: NDA
Me: DNS. It’s always DNS.
Software developer: Race condition in the legacy code. No one's ever complained about though, so why fix it?
Graphic designer: It’s not a gap so much as a negative space intended to draw attention to the subjects around it.
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"Can it be purple?"
"YES!"
Copy editor: That’s less important than the fact that you just used a semicolon when you asked that question.
Négationniste: quel trou?
Ecologist: it’s a disturbance from which new ideas grew
"It was then, my beloved child, that you were too tired to walk, and so I carried you."
"Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead, not three."
Animator: Held pose.
Chef: It seems some items were 86d
Animator: ...seriously?
Editor: More information would balloon the word count without adding any value.