I had a short *very short fling ..ok..one nighter...with a self proclaimed vampire. ya, it was weird to say the least. Menstruation was a topic.See ya! 😬😵😵💫 apparently, there's a huge population out there!
Right now would be a pretty good time to be a vampire who feeds on the evil and unrepentant, though it might play hell with the population of Washington DC.
I didn’t want to be a vampire until I read a book where one stood in the corner of a room for two months without moving a muscle and I would absolutely kill at that.
shit, you could probably just get a deal with a butcher or something. Who cares if it's not 'refined' I ain't got the energy to socialize someone into being a blood bag just gimme the beef juice
From a utilitarian point of view you are absolutely right. From the a socio/sexual point of view though, vampires are often meant to symbolize seduction and sex appeal. I think if you had vampiric charms you'd want to use them.
Or you could do community service and just feast on dictators, corrupt politicians and law enforcement, murderers, human traffickers, drug cartels etc. and clean up the planet and society. Ought to keep you well fed for quite awhile.
literally!!! like im in the "i have to go keto or i'll be sick forever" mines rn and i feel like a struggling alcoholic, which is incidentally how lots of writers portray vampires,
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There is nothing inherently evil about sugar and gluten.
Maybe don't eat like. A guy.
*puts down cleaver, releases “dinner guest”*
. . .found the perfect chardonnay to compliment the meal, but NOOOOO. . .
It was so… lonely and isolating. I felt like a vampire, could only eat this very specific thing, and so many things are done around meals.
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