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adamserwer.bsky.social • 47 days ago

Disemboweling bandits with a katana https://bsky.app/profile/enragedodin.bsky.social/post/3lfsquknalc24

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assault of Imperial stormtroopers and officers, theft of data from Imperial military computer systems, sale of stolen Imperial military data to a criminal syndicate...

...are there speed limits on Tatooine? Definitely broke those if so.

telemark.bsky.social•47 days ago

Powerwashing a Helter Skelter

phaeta.bsky.social•47 days ago

Killing an undead toll collector

dpchristianson.bsky.social•47 days ago

Taking a King from a stack and placing him in the empty space

tooch42.bsky.social•47 days ago

Dunking on everyone with my rocket car

trashpandamario.bsky.social•47 days ago

Breaking into every single home in Baldur's Gate.

guybaddis.bsky.social•47 days ago

So you're ahead of Adam Serwer... 😉

skooter.bsky.social•47 days ago

Managing Leeds United Football Club 😂

acpinono.bsky.social•47 days ago

刀。that's an easy one to write

freedom2b.bsky.social•47 days ago

Dying in a battle against huge scorpions.

Sorry. No police needed.

chrisalbon.com•47 days ago

Adam no don’t do it

han-shot-first.bsky.social•46 days ago

Exceeding the speed limit on the pacific coast highway

deleteriouseffect.bsky.social•47 days ago

I, uh, culturally converted the Chin people.

greggersbferg.bsky.social•47 days ago

Yay! Let's give those Crusaders what for! Assholes!

lumpyspuds.bsky.social•47 days ago

Breaking a stool to get a stick that makes me strong.

optimisticdoomer.bsky.social•47 days ago

Cheating in poker by adding 8 aces to the deck

ellisium.bsky.social•47 days ago

Unlocking a puzzle box with a key I was handed by a ghost

ilk.org•47 days ago

Robbing Manlobbi's potion shop.

farmhousechic.bsky.social•47 days ago

Plowing 4 fields, planting corn, collecting eggs and selling them in town.

publiusmaximus.bsky.social•47 days ago

"You're not zoned for that!"

farmhousechic.bsky.social•47 days ago

Shhhhhhhh, I have secret goats in the potato shed🤫🤫🤫🤫

vanfirth.bsky.social•47 days ago

Phase-walking through an alternate dimension and setting people on fire by getting close to them.

sweordbora.hausen.com•47 days ago

My guy!

electproject.bsky.social•47 days ago

Declaring unprovoked war on a neighboring country

redwinggirl.bsky.social•47 days ago

Killing a bunch of Enderman for their pearls with a sword. I wore a pumpkin mask though, so it's likely I'll get away with it.

kyledwhite.bsky.social•47 days ago

Not upgrading a road to a boulevard in a timely manner because I spent money on mountain landscape

bodiggitydawg.bsky.social•47 days ago

Giving in to the dark urge to kick a squirrel.

kilo7quill.bsky.social•47 days ago

Deforestation

american-sonder.bsky.social•47 days ago

I made a smoothie with refreshing grapes and rock salt. That should be a crime though.

planzing.bsky.social•47 days ago

I don’t play VGs. When you do, you are being programmed.

achilleselbow.bsky.social•47 days ago

Totaling a really sweet Aston Martin.

pmck.bsky.social•47 days ago

Organizing the blocks too whimsically

lindafly.bsky.social•47 days ago

Monster Busters

kylewoodley.bsky.social•47 days ago

The same!

Well, it's either bandits, ronin, or Mongols. Can't remember exactly which I killed on my very last mission.

kylewoodley.bsky.social•47 days ago

(Which, lordy, what an entertaining and well-drawn game. I've been riveted.)

bklynmichael42.bsky.social•47 days ago

Hitting a sweet chip-in from the bunker.

onebluecat.bsky.social•47 days ago

I send my Pikmin minions to beat creatures to death.

I don't even HAVE a weapon.

I am just getting a fine for killing out of season.

faith13.bsky.social•47 days ago

I made a bird angry!
I know it’s for kids but it helps my hand eye right now 🐦‍⬛

weeabi.bsky.social•47 days ago

Killing weird looking dangerous wildlife and making bags out of their pelts.

Cheers. Now I feel guilty AF😜

docparadox.bsky.social•47 days ago

Profane rites to The Storm That Speaks in order to barter with enough fuel to get home, which backfired and all the crew died anyway. Lesson learned.

voidscreaming.bsky.social•47 days ago

Donating energy and supplies.

I’m in the US. That tracks.

espo4615.bsky.social•47 days ago

Launching the Mongol's rockets back at them

cantard.bsky.social•47 days ago

Unsanctioned Psyker. The Imperium is fine with the considerable amounts of extracurricular murder and theft I engage in, but takes a dim view of people spontaneously touching the Warp.