“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about - ThreadSky

slop.guru • 18 days ago

“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about

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donovanlevy.bsky.social•18 days ago

When life gives you lemons, ask if they've got any grapes

ooheyeooh.bsky.social•18 days ago

two of my neighbors have lemon trees. dunno how far north you live but your neighborhood will have them too, eventually! hang in there

saintdoodle.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh, it's an example I should apply elsewhere? Like, would I even want to drink facist oligarch coup-aide?

thejilljames.bsky.social•18 days ago

This was a person in SoCal in January. Three people gave me lemons.

starelaine.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yeah, free lemons show up in the kitchen at work near-daily this time of year. The trees in my neighborhood (NorCal) are *full*.

bacchusnairfarm.bsky.social•18 days ago

neighbor has a lemon tree that drops lemons on our side. I think we're lucky. free lemons!

thatamerican.bsky.social•18 days ago

I have powdered lemon. Amazon gave it to me. I make lemonade with it. Cuts the Phlegm out of my throat. That was given to me By the Covid 19 bug. Everything is connected.

iznetro.bsky.social•18 days ago

Plant a lemon tree. It’ll happen.

bloomingkind.bsky.social•18 days ago

My cousin’s lemon tree produced fruit last year & she was thrilled & we made this exact joke. I mean who doesn’t want lemons? G&T anyone?

gkteacher.bsky.social•18 days ago

Never metaphor before?

slop.guru•18 days ago

metaphor? i hardly know her

gkteacher.bsky.social•18 days ago

I see. That says a lot.

lord-melbury.bsky.social•18 days ago

Life is giving me something?

Sure

jaredgonia.bsky.social•18 days ago

"When life hands me lemons I make beef stew"

decaffeinated-mads.bsky.social•18 days ago

dpjones77.bsky.social•18 days ago

When life gives you lemons, look for the zest.

walkingtaako.bsky.social•18 days ago

Closest I've come to that was when I was given 3 tons of manure by Beef Call

melodramaticatbest.bsky.social•18 days ago

I wish life hadn't taken Chipotle's lemons.

seatosierras.bsky.social•18 days ago

Pretty sure my neighbors "limes" are really lemons

bbmorey.bsky.social•18 days ago

Even taken metaphorically, if life deals you some bitter events…..how do you make that into something sweet????

crackjiver.bsky.social•18 days ago

What is this "life", that you speak of?

xteen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wait someone’s giving out lemons?

kinkeeper.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ironically my kid got a free lemon from the produce guy at a grocery store the other day hahahah. But yes, your point still stands.

goldensolver.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thanks for the lemons. Useful for throwing at other people.

shaner38.bsky.social•18 days ago

slop.guru•18 days ago

this unlocked deep knowledge in my brain

shaner38.bsky.social•18 days ago

You heard this gif, didn't you?

slop.guru•18 days ago

1000% but now i gotta go into the yt vine compilations rabbit hole again

shaner38.bsky.social•18 days ago

It's comfort food like a good peanut butter and jelly.

leeroystarr.bsky.social•18 days ago

when life gives you lemons you have lemons....

chevapi.bsky.social•18 days ago

someone was probably high af and saw "life" giving them lemons with their own hands. I want whatever they were using.

thewiseoldbat.bsky.social•17 days ago

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