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I share Donny Trump's, or as i like to call him Agent Orange, business acumen and honesty. Prospective leader of the Conservative Party, please contribute to my campaign funds. Can also arrange for your antiques and silver to be valued and supply PPE
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Oh my God Frankfurt you're tall

Sauerkraut Mister Muscle sink unblocker for your arse

Leaving the 1970's for another bit of Germany. C&A 's not dead

Museum apps are perhaps the worst

What's German for seasoning? Zucker und Zwiebel?

Toy town has a Woolworths. Obviously robbed the pick n mix for old times sake. Tastes better with the secret ingredient The ingredient is crime

What's German for your coffee machine makes piss water mate?

No need! We have meat inside ze building

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Can of 5.4% Kellerbier front Lidl for 45p you mugs. Also Heinz baked beans for un-disclosed amount

Anyone know the German for wanderlust

It's even got Woolworths and C&A

Fruit abroad is so much better than in the UK to the extent I ate my first apple in 20 years. Apparently they come in the size of grapefruit and taste of apples

Morning peeps

It's no Rhyl

Rotbier dudes

Armin Bavaria you schlag

AM airport beers are the best They fill you up From your arese to your chest AM airport beers are the best AM Airport beers

Better with EU 💙

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Describe yourself with a building

Hey Starmer! This is the future. Stop living in 2017

Most countries are telling people NOT TO VISIT THE UNITED STATES. Be careful, there are no human rights in the United States and people suffer from horrible mistreatment

Maybe he'll find a vaccine....

Just a hunch but maybe better diagnosis. Wild I know

Bunny Langford #AnimalACelebSongBandFilmOrTVShow

I'm old enough to remember when deliberately tanking the economy in order to make a killing on the stock market was frowned upon.

I read socks