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sundaedivine.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Guys, please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman - I’ve barely escaped 3 kidnapping attempts this week and it's not even Christmas week.
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dj-xrat.bsky.social
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77 days ago
No need for sweeping generalizations, I merely asked.
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existentiallyme.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Sounds like requesting a unicorn
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joewestfall.bsky.social
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77 days ago
well that explains the Louis Vuitton purse chains
you were dragging in my dream last night
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wasted-tribble.bsky.social
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77 days ago
3! What about the rest?
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derrickgreen.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Ha !!!!! Good one !!! :-)
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scaypgrayce.bsky.social
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77 days ago
❤️
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ajl-ange.bsky.social
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77 days ago
I'm safe 🍿🍿🍿
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birch3.bsky.social
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77 days ago
😂😂😂
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grumpysociologist.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Oh come on. That was just lunch. The duct tape was just a coincidence…
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jewels1961.bsky.social
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77 days ago
I thought it was only me that they were trying to kidnap!! I’m not feeling so special any longer. 😂
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inigomontoyota.bsky.social
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77 days ago
I appreciate your sentiment, but I already have her.
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mrbiscuits.bsky.social
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77 days ago
"Excuse me, miss. Does this rag smell like Christmas Cheer to you?"
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czeckmate2024.bsky.social
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77 days ago
A woman who enjoys and is good at puns is hard to find.
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flymanjones.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Whoa, where you gonna be on Tuesday the 24th. Asking for a friend. 😎
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elamyfriend.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Noted! Switching my Santa request to the perfect sports car—much harder to kidnap, and I’d look great driving it.
Stay safe out there!
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appsurd.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Would love to kidnap you and have your bright spirit make me laugh at my Christmas table.
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psporich.bsky.social
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77 days ago
Wasnt me, already have the perfect girl 🥰
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pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social
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77 days ago
I told Santa to use the fuzzy handcuffs so that you wouldn’t suspect anything…
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inigomontoyota.bsky.social
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77 days ago
I like your username. And the cut of your jib.
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pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social
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76 days ago
You seem a decent fellow…are you familiar with Liam Nissan?
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inigomontoyota.bsky.social
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76 days ago
YOU seen a detective fellow....I do, but our makes and models are unrelated.
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inigomontoyota.bsky.social
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76 days ago
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cyberthrush.bsky.social
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77 days ago
3 botched attempts.... even Santa can't get good help these days! :(
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ladyklc-garb.bsky.social
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77 days ago
You cannot be accused of NOT having a sense of humor.
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Stay safe out there!