Does Santa stop at the houses of felons because he may be able to skip Mar-a-Lago this year. - ThreadSky

sundaedivine.bsky.social • 69 days ago

Does Santa stop at the houses of felons because he may be able to skip Mar-a-Lago this year.

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juliadilliard.bsky.social•69 days ago

The only reason Santa would stop at maralago is to dump some coal down some stockings.

hippymama.bsky.social•69 days ago

Coal Sundae Girl, big boulders of coal dumped on the white house.

oliverchinsky.bsky.social•69 days ago

jesushchr1st.bsky.social•69 days ago

I have it on good authority he skips it every year.

melodyleelacy.smokefleet.net•69 days ago

Absolutely 💯

bunnefartz.bsky.social•69 days ago

He can just put the gifts under the tree next to the stolen classified documents.

jeromyo.bsky.social•69 days ago

He does have a naughty list..

qbits4u.bsky.social•68 days ago

Felonious45 will put the cookies right next to the toilet with all of his other really important stuff.

aoxxi.bsky.social•69 days ago

He does. He's just never visited a Trump. I think the Krampus paid Grandpa Drumpf a visit at his whore house once.

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•68 days ago

Revised 2024 North Pole guidelines provide for Santa to make stops at houses of “anyone convicted of 33 or less felonies.”

preachersamf.bsky.social•68 days ago

Well he can leave all the coal there.

iktomisd.bsky.social•69 days ago

Santa doesn't make kids account for the sins of their fathers/mothers.

So yes.

But he's skipping MaL anyway, 'cuz Barron doesn't believe.

ranting-old-ukie.bsky.social•69 days ago

Didn’t you hear? Elon bought out the North Pole and fired Santa, the elves, and the reindeer including Rudolph. He’s replacing Santa and helpers with a small crew of Tesla employees who will work 160 hours a week for free, and the reindeer with a Tesla Cybertruck fitted with SpaceX rocket engines. 😆

jo-wilson.bsky.social•69 days ago

Just be dropping off a few lumps of coal.

timothybrett.bsky.social•69 days ago

Santa will most likely use Mar-A-Lago as target practice for a Deer Scat Cluster Bombing Run (DSCB) this year. They are going be running the DSCB program over many places this year.

huskerkia.bsky.social•69 days ago

Well, he already got his present in November.

produkshun.bsky.social•69 days ago

Skip the entire GOP. Saves on reindeer fodder! 🎅🏻👍🏼

deadpool0775.bsky.social•69 days ago

He can make a pit stop so the Reindeers can shit all over the place.

randolphgibbs.bsky.social•68 days ago

You know Santa is a billionaire !!

madgreek2024.bsky.social•69 days ago

I read that Santa is avoiding all of Florida. And parts of Texas.

davewithturbos.bsky.social•69 days ago

Beat me to it.

madgreek2024.bsky.social•69 days ago

You gotta be quick Dave. 🤣

davewithturbos.bsky.social•69 days ago

Next time man, next time.

paulthentim.bsky.social•68 days ago

Just reminded me of that time he was on the phone with a 7-year-old and asked "Do you still believe in Santa?" God, what a prick.

demusk.ing•69 days ago

To iterate on everyone’s joke,
they swear it’s clean coal.

cfg88.bsky.social•69 days ago

Santa has never been to Mal-al-Lago unless he is delivering coal

rgcartier.bsky.social•69 days ago

I can see Santa backing up a 500ton R0ck truck loaded with coalI to dump in the Mara lago dining room😀

pagancelticwitch.bsky.social•69 days ago

May skip Mar-a-lardo? Let's have Santa show up with handcuffs and bag each one of the disgusting fools there; especially the 🍊💩 dictator! Take them to the North Pole and drop them on the ice!