I Gave a Grindr dude my last 20 last night. Not that I’m old but o thought he’d have better night out.
This shit ain’t about living. It’s about allowing others to live.
I love assholes. Slightly more than half of them are centimeters away from something else I love. I would hear that as a hopeful, positive, sharing declaration.
Heart skipped a beat today--a letter from the U.S. Dept of Justice. First thought was they're coming after activists for sedition (am a peacekeeper). What it says is am a potential victim of fictitious fundraising, for the GOP, by a Jason Pallante. No way that happened. Anyone else get this letter?
That's unfair,cuz all men are assholes.
"All men are evil, it's just some men,try real hard, everyday,to be a better man."
My Grandpa always said,"i'd rather be a honest Asshole, than a fucking liar.."
Well, my daddy told me, if you're going to be an asshole, be the very best asshole that you can possibly be. I have spent my life trying to live up to that advice.
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This shit ain’t about living. It’s about allowing others to live.
'Hey! Asshole! Yay!'
Wear what you want...
Eat what you want...
Marry who you want...
Fuck who you want....
Just don't harm other people (unless of course they consent)
Don't worry about what other people think.
Most other people are assholes.
I like yelling mom at a mall
Off the subject but hilarious
I also answer to "Hey you!"
😁
"Hey, fat bald limping four-eyed arsehole". That should do it.
Woke up in the hospital 2 days later.
Okay, I'm gonna go try it 😄
I needed that amidst the bleakness!
Or as my father used to say (w a fake cockney accent), “the problem w this world is there are more ‘orses asses than there are ‘orses”
Thankf for the fuggeftion. 😄
"All men are evil, it's just some men,try real hard, everyday,to be a better man."
My Grandpa always said,"i'd rather be a honest Asshole, than a fucking liar.."
As long as you know that you are a self-aware asshole, you have the ability to fix it.
Otherwise you can’t complain about being a victim that somebody doesn’t like you. Fixed.