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Frost: I come from Florida. See, Project 2025 is Florida 2024. We’ve seen this, but we also know how to deal with it. When they disappear, a college student, you take to the streets. When they steal your Medicare, Social Security, and Medicaid, you take to the streets.

Who has two thumbs and told everyone Bill Maher was garbage years ago?

This meme was brought to you by Kraft-Heinz, the makers of A1 steak sauce…

Trump just denied North Carolina’s request for FEMA relief from Hurricane Helene, calling it “unwarranted.”

Megyn Kelly roasting Kristi Noem for her hair extensions and makeup is peak hypocrisy. They’re both insufferable.

Maher got Played like a fiddle 🎻

Trend: movie theaters are demolition derbies. This is why folks can’t have nice things. Isn’t the whole point of Minecraft—building? Teens are tearing theaters apart. Popcorn & soda flying, seats jumped on, puking, fighting. A war zone. And it’s global. Where the hell are the parents?

This really just happened.

👀 🔥 Megyn Kelly shreds Kristi Noem

Fact-Check: Bullshit.

Murphy: When you see the 10-year bond exploding… when you see markets moving like a sine curve—that’s the opposite of stability. A strong dollar is in our national interest. What we’re seeing now is the opposite of that.

“I never thought I was going to lose this much money this fast.”

🤣🤣

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

🚨BREAKING: North Carolina’s high court issued a ruling to disenfranchise voters Friday in the ongoing legal saga over the 2024 election between state Supreme Court Justice Allison Riggs and her Republican challenger, judge Jefferson Griffin. Paige and I explain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEXJ...

JUS TIN: Susman Godfrey becomes the latest firm to sue over Trump's retaliatory executive orders. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

NEW: The Trump admin confirms that Columbia junior Yunseo Chung is the redacted name in Marco Rubio's letter declaring her and Mahmoud Khalil threats to US foreign policy. The letter came only two days after her arrest at a Barnard pro-Palestinian sit-in. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

@booker.senate.gov: "For a guy who spends the weekend on his golf course and brags to the media about him winning a tournament while the struggling-- this is the kind of gross arrogance of a Marie Antoinette saying, "let them eat cake" ... Screw him for telling people to accept pain."

I wonder what happened during Donald Trump's hours-long physical? He's awfully quiet since he went to Walter Reed.

While the economy crumbles, the only thing on Donald Trump's schedule today is his ridiculously long "physical" at Walter Reed before going to Mar-a-Lago to golf this weekend. This is a joke.

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Republican? A: A tattoo.

This was pretty much how the hearing went. Judge Xinis has ordered daily updates from the government. The government says they won't have information daily. "Well then you can tell that to the public every day in your updates."

One of the most embarrassing posts I've read in a while. This comes from someone who calls herself a "MAGA lefty." 🤦‍♀️

I just got back from a couple days in Montreal and the city is wonderful but it's a little weird being around unarmed citizens with healthcare who understand three syllable words.

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all turn and look.

Judge Paula Xinis is ordering the Trump admin to begin providing "daily updates" on whether it is doing anything to comply with her order to return Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia — illegally deported to El Salvador last month — back to the United States.

I know so many Trump voting veterans that this is going to piss off. Let me go pop some popcorn and tune my violin.

Tariff hikes mean higher costs for American companies—and they’re not just going to eat all the losses. Some are getting creative.🔥 *CEO adds surcharge to sexual wellness products from China and calls it a “Trump Tariff Surcharge.”

If Kamala Harris had been elected, the average American would not be checking the futures and bond markets everyday. Most didn’t even know what they were 2 months ago.

Trump is preparing to defund Maine’s public schools after he demanded a “full throated apology” from their governor for not obeying him and she is refusing to do so.

Trump about a separate sovereign nation: “One way or the other, we’re going to get it.“ NYT: “one of history’s greatest real estate deals” Trump is offering to reunite Inuit people by annexing Greenland. He should just give Alaska to Canada instead and reunite even more Inuit people.

Yet another plane crash. A small plane crashed in Boca Raton, Florida. There are reports of casualties, sadly. Is that guy from The Real World still babbling about water pressure and appliances?

What a pathetic vain loser.

Adults have fewer bones than babies Stomach acid can melt metal The eye has the fastest muscles A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb You’re taller in the morning Women blink 2x as much as men Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍👍👍

I remember VERY clearly, as if it were yesterday, how MAGA blamed President Biden for everything, including train crashes. In fact, they STILL blame him. If he were president, and planes were falling out of the sky daily, is there any fucking doubt they'd be hanging the blame on him for THAT? Nope.

REPORTER: Why is American consumer confidence so low? LEAVITT: Look, I think there's a great optimism in this economy ... as he said, this is gonna be a period of transition. He wants consumers to trust in him, and they should trust in him.

Uh. Shouldn't this guy from The Real World be focusing on keeping airplanes and helicopters in the air instead of spending time on Twitter retweeting posts about tariffs? Sean Duffy is a joke.

Good luck with that one...

But at the least of price of eggs went down...oh wait...

Kilmeade: All these deals are going to be better Jessica: I don't know why you think that's going to be the case. Trump says we have raw deals with Canada and Mexico. He negotiated the USMCA himself. He doesn't have a track record of doing this.

A lot of this can be traced directly to America's failed War on Terror and demonization of Muslim and Arab Americans. The Patriot Act, the creation of ICE, and the voluntary removal of our freedoms for the brief feeling of safety. We warned it would be used against us all. Voila.