So sick of this whining from historians. Just let us enjoy movies!!!! - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 482 days ago

So sick of this whining from historians. Just let us enjoy movies!!!!

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oldohman.bsky.social•482 days ago

So, I may have this wrong but is the new movie using a euphemism to imply Napoleon was a little man with a big dick?

grogofgrog.bsky.social•482 days ago

Saddam Hussein from Southpark the movie voice: Heeey England

jerdencooke.bsky.social•482 days ago

I’ve heard that the film doesn’t even begin to touch on his infatuation with Californian water slides.

truet.bsky.social•482 days ago

What could be more French than a Baguette shaped scabbard?

joelsftw.bsky.social•482 days ago

You know they can't. And why can't we just have a good movie to watch.

mpbmke.com•482 days ago

If he doesn't spend half the film chasing around a cat that got paint striped down her back, what's even the point?

jodami.bsky.social•482 days ago

I know, but it’s not just Europeans that cinema gets wrong.
I watched Lincoln, and not once did he try and drop a heavy weight on a roadrunner.

ndmonaghan.bsky.social•482 days ago

I think their endless bloviating is a conspiracy to force studios to hire more historical consultants

quimerinha.top•482 days ago

I honestly doubt that during the 51 years he lived he never ever had a baguette

unbillyvable.bsky.social•482 days ago

Are you not entertained?

lauramarie.bsky.social•482 days ago

What if the sword was hidden inside the baguette?

justmyhandle.bsky.social•482 days ago

Wow no wonder his phallus could be so easily preserved, look at that absolute hog.

cstrable.bsky.social•482 days ago

Napoleon had a baguette for a penis

lorenzovalle.bsky.social•482 days ago

I just remembered this absolute masterpiece of fun-killing article about Pacific Rim: https://www.businessinsider.com/pacific-rim-not-scientifically-possible-2013-7
"No current technology exists that would even hold the robot's arm up parallel with the ground. It wouldn't be able to move it."

giusambr.bsky.social•482 days ago

{*Gif of Sheldon "it's funny because it's true" *}

wesbarton.bsky.social•482 days ago

This is what happens if you listen to Drew Barrymore even once

candyworner.bsky.social•448 days ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it! I can’t wait to see Napoleon and I don’t expect huge accuracy since there’s no way they could’ve known what they were saying.

candyworner.bsky.social•451 days ago

😂