This might sound like hubris but I’m pretty sure if I had to I could kill superman. I’d use a method no one has ever tried before: hitting him in the head from behind with a hammer - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 126 days ago

This might sound like hubris but I’m pretty sure if I had to I could kill superman. I’d use a method no one has ever tried before: hitting him in the head from behind with a hammer

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videospacegames.bsky.social•126 days ago

Throw a can at his head

ryanmsteel.bsky.social•125 days ago

um actually

bonniepatterson.bsky.social•125 days ago

Peter Sutcliffe, is that you?

iamdwalt.bsky.social•126 days ago

Helm Hammerboat.

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•125 days ago

Sharp end or no?

db-kahuna.bsky.social•126 days ago

We all know he'd get cancelled eventually.

whataskeets.bsky.social•126 days ago

That's ET you are thinking of.

fooeynet.bsky.social•126 days ago

I assume you're referring to the hammer

lacunafish.bsky.social•124 days ago

Ah of course, because that’s where his mother held him while she dipped him in the river! It’s so simple!

stuartfaz.bsky.social•126 days ago

pretty sure it’s canon that his hole in the head that babies have could only close under the red sun of krypton, clean hit and you’re home

glorious.bsky.social•126 days ago

give me 60% of the fortress of solitude and i'm in

claytonclent.bsky.social•126 days ago

You Stalinists are all the same

pastbriton.bsky.social•126 days ago

I support it. And I believe in you, PB.

cassini221.bsky.social•126 days ago

But, have you tried to announce your plan in dramatic fashion?

nelannette.bsky.social•126 days ago

specifically a mallet

doctorcritical.org•126 days ago

Krypto the dog would come and save him though

imdoubledelight.bsky.social•125 days ago

Can't touch this 🎶

mrg785.bsky.social•125 days ago

Dare I say "it's hammer time" ?

deanbowes.com•125 days ago

I'm just suggest he puts the whole world in a bottle

dumpstatdave.bsky.social•125 days ago

nomorehottakes.bsky.social•125 days ago

Fuck his shit up

gnocchidokey.bsky.social•125 days ago

why, it's bound to work!

egonr.bsky.social•125 days ago

Careful. Something similiar has already been tried:

justinlevitt.bsky.social•126 days ago

That’s just BA’s pre-flight safety check.

blorpghost.bsky.social•126 days ago

synergy-101.bsky.social•124 days ago

I'm Batman.

bensonisrad.bsky.social•126 days ago

I've tried.

ctosterhout.bsky.social•126 days ago

Don’t give up. Failure is the best teacher.

timewarpjf.bsky.social•125 days ago

Every bank robber with a normal gun

gamcknight.bsky.social•126 days ago

I mean he's a kind of ET, I suppose...

ctosterhout.bsky.social•126 days ago

Just with better skin care and a better agent

thiseth.bsky.social•126 days ago

are you dril’s alt?

nestedpistordoll.bsky.social•126 days ago

On his home planet, they had a lot of hammer induced head injuries so he is vulnerable to them.

coachfinstock.bsky.social•126 days ago

That's what happened with JFK

hexagonalcrank.bsky.social•125 days ago

If you mean Christopher Reeve, then, yeah, probably.

mrcybrin.bsky.social•125 days ago

Daring him to wear Lady Gaga's meat dress and go into a forest full of honey badgers gets my vote.

paulfuller.bsky.social•125 days ago

Hammers are Superman's kryptonite

thistrond.bsky.social•125 days ago

I’d just use my fist, but from an awkward angle.
That’d get him!

houseboundhemulen.bsky.social•125 days ago

Ok maxwell

drjonathancrane.bsky.social•126 days ago

Mjolnir might do the track

alajon.bsky.social•125 days ago

now i'm imagining someone using a kryptonite hammer from behind and his eyes pop out like an awooga wolf but it's immediately followed by a lot of blood and brain matter