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Remember when they were called the "silent majority?" At least then most days were quiet.

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Gonna take a break from BlueSky. I'm gonna take some time and read some philosoraptors and Pokedads. Get back to the basics, you know? Remember why I started posting in the first place.

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Of course it's not a pipe! It's a painting! What are you, stupid? Look, it even says, "this is not a pipe," right there.

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I'm worried this Wrestlemania could be extremely good. A level of "good" we have never seen before. When Rey Mysterio vs. El Grande Americano is the bottom of the card? It only goes up from there?

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A Democrat said their new approach will be to sacrifice lives for money and power. I thought supplication was the worst thing they can do, but they found a way to sink even lower.

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If you're paying attention to the airplane ride and not the first woman to complete army ranger training: I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed.

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starting the rumor that the Gayle King and Katy Perry that came down from space are not the real Gayle King and Katy Perry anymore

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I want to talk about the PR stunt, but that's what they want me to want.

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The best part of spotify.com being down is status.spotify.com is also down.

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None of us are supposed to be here. Proteins did their best to endure their environment and it got out of hand. None of this was meant to happen.

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Oh. Journalists go to the White House press conferences for engagement bait, huh. What crazy thing is the lady going to get us clicks today? Dammit.

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Is this the most a cheater has ever prospered?

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I am anti-natalism. No one should have to be born, it’s cruel.

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Your backlog isn't real. It can't hurt you.

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Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me

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they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.

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Look. Kids nowadays dunk on Fight Club for a character who hates his steady job, medical insurance, and affordable rent. That's fine. However, it also depicted gender dysphoria as real and characters suffered because of it. So.. 1-1.

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"I didn't think my actions would have consequences," is the entire problem with Trump Conservativism. THE REASON WHY HE THINKS THAT, THOUGH, is because his actions rarely do have consequences.

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Top 3 most common told lies: 1) "I wasn't sleeping." 2) "I love you." 3) "Actually, Linux is pretty easy to learn."

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1.5 imperial IPAs -> "The drum tone on St. Anger could not possibly be as bad as I remember..."

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This is the worst season ever of The White POTUS

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What I need is commercial grade plastic wrap. Grocery store bought Saran Wrap is as thick as mist. It's like trying to wrap up your leftovers with a ghost.

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The ones that have the least to lose need to be the loudest.

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A trade showdown with China is not going to work not because the idea won't work. It's because the Chinese leaders are very smart and the American leaders are very stupid. They're accustomed to controlling information while we blast military movements out of our cell phones.

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Walton Goggins looks like his name is Walton Goggins

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It's called "morning" because you're mourning that last night had to end.

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Thirty dollars for Blue Prince?! I dunno...

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You, an imbecile: "D&D is an opportunity to have fun and laugh with your friends!" Me, distinguished and assured: "D&D is an opportunity to fight with your friends over the most tedious shit imaginable."

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New tariffs? Buy low! New pause? Sell high! EZ game

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