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If you can't say something nice, say something weird and unexpected. Stream: twitch.tv/dumpstatdave
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Oh man, it's time to read Dune again huh. Like, this is the exact, correct second.

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I don't think the guy with CHA for a dump stat is going to win this.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

More like Switch Boo! Because of how bad it is! (it's probably fine idk)

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@hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm listening to Lawn Disasters 3, and as I teenager I also caught a swing on the riding mower. The lawnmower flipped 90 degrees onto its ass but also gas leaked out of the gas cap and splashed onto my face. No one was hurt and your dad is not alone on this one.

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ACAB includes Kamala Harris.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

This is my new son, Dumptruk. He has a very important job in Oblivion and I won't let you make fun of him.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Look, I know dunking on the President with memes is fun, but I'm pretty sure, "don't destroy the economy with tariffs," is the behavior we want to reinforce.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I love going to the next level. Next is my favorite level to go to.

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This is the part where Musk learns he is bad at politics.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@jeffgerstmann.com #Skate4

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Knuk tats that say "LOVE DUNE"

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The human brain don't know shit about what is going on. It's trying its best but its best is goddam shit.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I leave the bedroom door open because sometimes my cats come in and meow at me in the middle of the night and that's kinda the whole reason I got cats.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My wife, while looking at her phone: "What's a Nurgle priest?" Me, sighs heavily.. loads prepared powerpoint presentation.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in like a War against UI with every app and website. No, I don't want notifications. Yes, I do want to access from the lock screen. Yes, do use battery during sleep mode. I want to use feature X, but can I do that without subfeature Y? NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW "WHAT'S NEW." Incessant.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I dont care if Bluesky is dying. People reading my posts is secondary to my need to post

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

It didn't surprise me when Trump was elected that a lot of Republicans stopped hiding their bigotry. It did surprise me when Trump was reelected that a lot of Democrats stopped hiding their bigotry.

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Thom Yorke: "Did you just call me Tom York?"

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

The "Joe Rogan of the left" already exists and it's northernlion.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Going back in time to tell my teenaged self, "it gets better." (They sell Baja Blast in stores now.)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Joker 2 is sort of a success in that it made people stop using the character in memes. Which was seemingly the only reason it was made.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

I’ll say it: websites should let you sign in if you got your password wrong but you were still kind of close

submitted 15 days ago • 34 comments

Maybe I'll listen to some Chrono Trigger soundtrack today. Fuck off. I'm allowed.

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