dumpstatdave.bsky.social
If you can't say something nice, say something weird and unexpected.
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Just now remembering DOGE has admin access to the treasury. That's probably bad.
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I worked in community mental health and there was a list of approved verbs to use when describing my accomplishments from the day. It was only about 8 verbs, too.
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Never forget.
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lol, this is exactly like AI pictures but words. It looks like a normal picture/sentence at first glance, but look a little longer and you find all the hidden weirdness.
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There wasn't as much Napstablook in the game as I hoped for.
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This is a great idea. Someday, we'll hear her say, "I came back to AEW for one reason and one reason only: Toni Storm."
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Yes, I voted for her. Yes, she's ACAB.
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The "LUL*
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New lock screen who dis
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Too soon!
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The Treachery of Words or whatever.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ66...
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You from zero to Reaver real fucking fast. Godspeed.
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You know what word I haven't heard in a long time? Faustian. Everyone's all, "Orwellian this," or, "Kafkaesque that." No body doin Faustian shit any more?
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If you die in a car crash coming back from a war you should still get a purple heart. You're not all the way home yet and therefore still war.
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Ranked most reverent to least reverent:
1) die in a war
2) die coming back from a war
3) die on the way to a war
4) die (no war)
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Haha, those are terrific names for a pair of cats!
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"But he's Canadian."
YA HEARD ME.
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www.youtube.com/shorts/CJP4z...
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www.youtube.com/shorts/Cvu1r...
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Fun fact! I bought a Ring doorbell shortly before I realized it is problematic. Fucker still sits uninstalled in a box in my basement.
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Imagine having to explain Pat McAfee to someone!
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That's smart. That's how to think like an entrepreneur.
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I'm not anywhere near "wealthy," but I could absolutely tolerate higher taxes. You should see the shit I waste money on!
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For season 2 they'll put the HBO back and call it "HBO Scurbs."