Huckleberry Hound supported Trump and feels that there was a lot of waste in government but doesn't understand why DOGE fired all the Jellystone Park workers.
Bears will die because of diabetes and heart attacks... but nobody will now because DOGE cut miney ti study animal deceases.
Yellowstone will be the next place to build a resort after Gaza Holiday Inn.
We are probably going to need to rehire Ranger Smith. He would know which bear it is and deal with it by threatening to ship him off to the St. Louis Zoo if he doesn't stop.
I hope the tourist voted for Trump. Next time could the bear potentially steal the tourist. On second thought, the bear might get sick... Yes to bears, no to Republicans! Long live the NPS!Supporting y'all!
"we reached out to the Trump administration and they stated it was most likely immigrants that stole your picnic basket and hard working American bears are unable to purchase their own picnic baskets because of Joe Biden"
Seriously Susan. For goodness sakes, I knew that. Someone mentioned that Yogi had a little friend. So I mentioned little Boo Boo. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.
I’m so depressed. I love going to our National Parks and appreciate all the help that I receive from the parks staff. I appreciate how well they take care of our parks and wildlife.
If you know MAGA tourists who can't make it to Yellowstone there's volcanic mud pots at Lassen National Park and muskeg at Denali National Park for them to fall into.
I was there a few years ago with my partner and my kiddo. I think I took thousands of photos. I got a few photos of tourists being idiots, but nothing gorey. Sadly.
I was certain the elk were going to gore the tourists walking between mamas and calves. No such luck.
I’d like to see who they’re going to send when someone gets lost while hiking or hurt? The police do not know the parks like the Rangers do nor are they train as the Rangers are. Smart move you piece of crap.
Agreed. Last year, I got stranded and lost in the woods for 6 hours. Barely with a phone signal in the middle of a field I was able to call 911 in the burning summer sun and they located my position. But it wasn’t the cops that headed the search, it was the rangers. I can’t imagine waiting longer
My sister visits parks on a regular basis and says she no longer feels safe because there are so few park rangers now. And that is what chump and his assholes are doing to our country
What color was the bear? Orange? Did it have a flabby paunch and a slack jawed look to him. If so, he's stealing everything else, so why not picnic baskets too.
So, Yogi the bear is running around in the park...stealing picnicking baskets from visitors...
And...the only one who can stop this...
Is being laid off
They must be bears illegally entering the park due to Bidens border policy. It’s the only logical explanation — deport them to the White House (or Mara Lago if it’s a weekend for further investigation
I know I know, it’s a George Carlin reference to play off the Yogi Bear reference which in turn was a Yogi Berra reference. My apologies to bears everywhere.
There’s a long-running joke about those ubiquitous bear-proof trash cans you find at national parks and forests: they’re often very hard to open … because there’s significant overlap between the cognitive abilities of the smartest bears and the dumbest people.
This is making me think of the “Would you rather run into a bear or a strange man while alone in the woods?” online discourse, but this time the stakes are quite different.
When making bear-proof items like trash cans, a common problem is the intelligence of the smartest bears is greater than that of the human dumbest park visitors.
I know I know, it’s a George Carlin reference to play off the Yogi Bear reference which in turn was a Yogi Berra reference. My apologies to bears everywhere.
Read on another App: It's hard to design outdoor trash-bins. Because even the dumbest humans have to use them, but they have to resist the smartest bears.
Totally hilarious. Classic example of "The elephant in the room" comedy. Who's the elephant? Donald Trump. Nobody's talking about Trump stealing everybody's livelihoods. Everybody's complaining about bear in the park stealing picnic baskets. There's also a movie with same title with good reviews
"The elephant in the room" comedy
Is about ignoring the huge monstrous problem and picnicking over minuscule irrelevant details in attempt to cover up the impossibly huge elephant. America's elephant is orange, narcissistic and reliving episodes of The Apprentice. It thinks life is a reality show
Maybe South Carolina could use that live wildfire map at NOAA. My bad closed it and fired(no pun intended) thousands of rangers and forest service. Thoughts and prayers FEMA is broke and you voted against any wildlife related funding. You voted for this South Carolina
Sad but it's the only weapon you have: let everything happen. Report it for posterity but just let it happen. Eventually they either break or come up with an even more stupid idea than just giving the jobs back. That's when you remind them they fired the most practical idea.
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Yellowstone will be the next place to build a resort after Gaza Holiday Inn.
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I was certain the elk were going to gore the tourists walking between mamas and calves. No such luck.
There's a FB page dedicated to these folks.
Grand Teton "experiences" are posted there also.
https://zt.ms/FRND
And...the only one who can stop this...
Is being laid off
https://youtu.be/c36UNSoJenI
Is about ignoring the huge monstrous problem and picnicking over minuscule irrelevant details in attempt to cover up the impossibly huge elephant. America's elephant is orange, narcissistic and reliving episodes of The Apprentice. It thinks life is a reality show
You don't wanna be attacked by the crowd as our president has been using aggressive words to describe us everyday.