Non-toxic dating advice for straight men: don’t take your date to a porno movie or attempt to assassinate the senator she works for - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 8 hours ago

Non-toxic dating advice for straight men: don’t take your date to a porno movie or attempt to assassinate the senator she works for

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mcs212.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Surely she'd be impressed by my pain threshold while using the stove

mateohh.bsky.social•5 hours ago

What if it’s her idea?

n8mills.bsky.social•7 hours ago

anontanuki.meangirls.online•6 hours ago

ngl these in concert would probably charm me

boneydanza.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Unless you want to be a hero, you mean.

bkey1970.keyport.name•8 hours ago

damnit. there goes date night.

jimmystrong.bsky.social•4 hours ago

sparkleops.xyz•8 hours ago

Because? 🤭

netherdragon.bsky.social•5 hours ago

It's a reference to Taxi Driver.

bigdialecticenergy.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Can I live?

natalieruiz.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Hang out with Peter Boyle coded guys

mikey-hq.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Damn it. Why didn't you tell me this stuff yesterday..

anthonyvickers.bsky.social•8 hours ago

You talking to me?

pastbriton.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Okay hear me out: swingers club

liliana.transsexual.gay•8 hours ago

Are you talkin to me?

(I'm neither straight nor a man, but there's a reference to be made)

bredd.bsky.social•8 hours ago

i'm listening, learning, and getting organizized.

soymethdad.bsky.social•7 hours ago

But if you do, you need to do both

painttherosesred.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Are you talking to me?

andrewhedstrom.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I know I've seen this movie, someone remind me what we're referencing please

i-am-torgo.bsky.social•55 minutes ago

Taxi Driver (1976)

bensonisrad.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Don't make me do a few impromptu gym exercises in my apartment.

bensonisrad.bsky.social•7 hours ago

But what if I'm getting sick of the filth and grime that I can only see at night in this city?

famousatnight.bsky.social•6 hours ago

But what if she really digs porn just like her boss ted Cruz?

paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Yeah, but I bet lesbians can do those things. Another double-standard!

yogoldsmith.bsky.social•8 hours ago

But always make sure to take a Taxi…

anarcho-slimer.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I can't keep up with all these new "woke" rules

carolbell.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Solid advice.

clemfandango.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Ok, Tom.

lockheeddarlin.bsky.social•4 hours ago

my two dads

musicrowinexile.bsky.social•4 hours ago

It kind of worked in the end though

yeospaceman.bsky.social•8 hours ago

idk man, are you sure?

mulleceps.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I can still assassinate other senators though right? Please respond this is a time sensitive question

red-liberation.bsky.social•8 hours ago

If the target's name rhymes with "duck" then you're probably safe.

Might even get you laid.

lionfish.bsky.social•8 hours ago

autodidan.bsky.social•8 hours ago

what about killing a pimp?

silvara75.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Like...just a random pimp? Or more like *her* pimp that abuses her and drugs her? Prolly an important distinction. Manslaughter vs murder kinda distinction. 😂

bengodar.bsky.social•6 hours ago

That actually works, and she'll get into your cab in what is either reality or the last hallucination of a dying man.

chrisd238.bsky.social•3 hours ago

what if it's fetterman tho

dangrously.bsky.social•5 hours ago

what if she's into that kind of thing?

spifferella.bsky.social•8 hours ago

What about to a strip club after banging her mom? Oh wait, wrong movie…

morrigan-txt.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It's like men aren't even allowed to talk to women anymore

kerrygutknecht.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Also don’t buy her the same Kris Kristofferson record she already told you was her favorite ‘cause duh she has it already!

tankhammer.bsky.social•3 hours ago

All these fuckin' rules, man. Can't ever just follow your heart.

jackpalance.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Are you talking to me?

ransnorkel.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Heh heh... He was crazy in that movie

damnwymz.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Huge if true.

wabznazm.bsky.social•4 hours ago

A slice of melted yellow cheese with your pie is ok though

newfierowe.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I dunno. Dem senators are really hated right now.

maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social•8 hours ago

But do take the senator to a porno movie - they love that stuff!

mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I mean you're an antisocial Vietnam veteran with no real skills and indeterminable service record and you're getting cucked by A. "Hank Scorpio" Brooks, you have to take whatever help you can.