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jimmystrong.bsky.social
Dad of two, Actor, Trekkie, appreciator of bad jokes.
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do not fuck with Detroit roaches

Trump only ran again to evade accountability for his crimes so the only poetically correct outcome is if being president somehow makes his life even worse. At some point during his term he has to think "I should've gone to jail instead"

I love the Ottawa Senators. I love Hockey. We are living in a time where rights are being taken away from Women, Minorities, Queer Folks every day. A global superpower is quickly rushing into fascism. If HOCKEY is your number one worry, you need to do a modicum of expanding your world view.

I was saying boo Americans.

I legitimately think that a lot of people, especially people living in the United States, are in denial about how overtly fascist this all is.

I know everyone's getting their #ElbowsUp avatars ready and live skeeting their trips to the grocery store but we're also allowed to be scared and upset and a wee bit overwhelmed by the total collapse of the only world order we've ever known, right?

Sharing AI deep fakes, even if they're obviously jokes and support your particular worldview, makes the internet worse. You get that, right? The information ecosystem is a fucking mess right now and you make it worse when you willingly flood timelines with obvious AI garbage. Fucking stop it.

I really need the police to solve Gene Hackman’s death before a podcast tries to do it

Get out there and vote, jerks

RIP Gene Hackman. Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a sinking battleship. youtu.be/kqGjVJka7xQ?...

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BREAKING: Pope Francis reported to be in a ‘critical condition’ after some teens made fun of him for being a virgin

It’s great how western democracy is collapsing and my inbox is like: Happy International Day of the Spoon! 30% off all sporks at Sporkland!

elliotte friedman: this event is NOT political in anyway and fans booing the anthem are disrespecting the troops bill guerin: our players want to get a big wet kiss from donnie trump because they're special little boys who love manifest destiny

If someone tells you that booing the anthems hurt the poor players' feelings, look them dead in the eye and say "Good."

said this on the other site but I truly think we've reached the point where every player on that team who plays for a canadian nhl team needs to be asked about this

Thursday: Snow day Friday: P. A. Day Weekend Monday: Family Day. Congratulations to all my fellow parents. We made it through to today.

It's kind of cool to see that the NYT is treating Canada the same way they treat trans people. Like it's a thought experiment rather than a bunch of living people.

Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

No points for Matthews, no points for Marner... real playoff atmosphere out there.

And again so far tonight. This really is like a playoff game.

Absolutely infuriating that conservative rhetoric about “lazy” government workers is the dominant narrative in the public discourse. People who dedicate their lives to public service do it because they care about their community and country! bsky.app/profile/cwar...

Nation being threatened with annexation reminded to be polite to would-be conqueror's special song (Patreon Exclusive)

You know an issue is EXTREMELY unifying in Canada when I find myself pumping my fist in aggressive support to a Steve fucking Simmons tweet. The quintessential "the worst person you know made a good point" case.

Would repost @samanthacp.bsky.social directly if she had posted it here, but this is worth spreading in this space:

I can tell these 4 Nations games really matter to the players because I've barely noticed Auston Matthews, send skeet.

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

I will now begin the annual campaign to have Weird Al perform at next year's Superbowl half time.

Pretty excited to see this superb owl people keep talking about. Hoot hoot!

"When given apt budget advice to spend less on candles, dril responded simply with this:"