Unfortunately, I have recently died from biting a Triscuit the tall way - ThreadSky

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ygrene.bsky.social • 590 days ago

Unfortunately, I have recently died from biting a Triscuit the tall way

toad.city•590 days ago

The fibers lodge themselves in your pallate to transition to the next phase of the parasitic triscuit lifecycle

thinking abt the scene in annihilation where tessa thompson calmly accepts her fate and serenely triscuifies

toad.city•1 day ago

"The triscuits are...recombining DNA..."

I guess my mom never told me the right way to eat Triscuits so I’m never buying them again now thanks for the heads up

Also, sorry you are dead

@triscuitcrackers show yourself you son of a bitch

Cap'n Crunch style?

ritz in pieces

Coroner: Oof. Rosemary and olive oil, no less. His GP says they warned him about this repeatedly

Thoughts and prayers. Get well soon.

May your convalescence be quick.

No coming back from that

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