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gbbranstetter.bsky.social • 83 days ago

911 Platinum (available to premium subscribers only)

Reposted from Phil Lewis

“New York state is considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats”

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emberaegle.bsky.social•83 days ago

911 has never turned a profit and counts millions every year, finally someone will address this.

emberaegle.bsky.social•83 days ago

*costs, dammit.

powerliftrjesus.bsky.social•83 days ago

Natural extension of our existing policy of letting the market decide who lives and dies

russbengtson.bsky.social•83 days ago

*dials 911*

"hello yes I have an emergency"
"are you a ceo?"
"uh no bu—"
"please hold for the next available AI representative"

rachelgreenblatt.bsky.social•83 days ago

From NYT re shooting at a school in Madison WI today. So we need a children’s menu also?????

drchrisdeutsch.bsky.social•83 days ago

Extra special care for the citizens that truly matter!

mitchsolomon.bsky.social•83 days ago

Our worst jokes always become reality in the 21st century. Why there's even this reality star you may have heard of

epona99.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤣

devilishlydo.bsky.social•83 days ago

After the NYPD and NY State Police let Luigi slip through their fingers like a greased hot dog, I can't imagine they'll be at the top of any vampire's emergency call list.

starryvoidknight.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh we're finally at the Platinum Trauma Package level of Cyberpunk dystopia

pollhereford.bsky.social•83 days ago

Private jet or yacht ambulances?

umberto2.bsky.social•83 days ago

Lots of whambulences

bayareadata.press•83 days ago

maelp.bsky.social•83 days ago

@mickacorreia.bsky.social @dschneidermann.bsky.social @salomesaque.bsky.social @edwyplenel.bsky.social WTF

sydneypoetic.bsky.social•82 days ago

“Thank you for calling the New York State CEO hotline, could we please start with your name and your health insurance company, followed by your ID and group number, so we can confirm your insurance?”

saintron.bsky.social•82 days ago

But kids getting shot? Thoughts and prayers...

zoeinbinary.bsky.social•83 days ago

Trauma Team Platinum IRL :/

discoannak.bsky.social•83 days ago

This is one of those posts where, in like a year, we'll all be reposting because now it's true.

veryberryland.bsky.social•83 days ago

911 platinum what is your emergency
ceo: my tummy hurt

johnflournoy.science•83 days ago

They really be like...

"""Only when the last [CEO] is cut down... will you realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.

- Native American Proverb

quintusslide.bsky.social•83 days ago

If I needed more proof that Governor Hochul is a third-rate, ward-heeling hack, this would furnish that very proof.

reckless-moxie.bsky.social•83 days ago

They don’t need more ideas, lol!!

pradaprada.bsky.social•83 days ago

In April, a lot of zionist CEO has an "exclusive hotline" to Eric Adams because afraid multiple Gaza Encampment, and even, agree to donate billion dollar if Eric can sweep quickly all encampments

https://prada.substack.com/p/minutes-before-mayor-of-greatest

msignorile.bsky.social•83 days ago

What?

ahunaj.bsky.social•83 days ago

That’s bull crap. Why would they deserve more protections than an elderly grandmother or the victim of a rapist?

libpatriot.bsky.social•83 days ago

Their lives are more important than those they kill or allow to be hurt🤬🤬🤬

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