remember when Republicans blamed all natural disasters on Gods disapproval of Gay Marriage and Abortion? What are they blaming them on now? Gods hatred of Republicans?
We're really sorry about this. Trying to make the portals a lot more subtle to avoid causing undue alarm, but sometimes the fringe energy spills out. We'll get better at it, I promise.
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Didn't mean to open the way to Asgard
My bad
Right.
If you’re going to suck people through to the Sky Realms, you could at least use it as a wizardly vacuum cleaner…
yet
Alright, let’s get ready for the alien invasion. I’m tired boss…
Looks like someone succeeded!