No escaping Trump in the UK. He’s been invited for an “unprecedented” second State visit with the King. Presumably everyone knows what to do. - ThreadSky

Hire a choir that can actually sing ? Might I suggest Ode to Joy?? Just to make each Tory present choke at UK's version of a Tee Up :P #DoubleWin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X09Lvq2LiTs

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emmadabbadoo.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Now he’s freed Tate, will he take Andrew back with him?

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chadbourn.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Silver linings and all that.

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emmadabbadoo.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Need to look for them whenever possible.

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nebula66.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It's going to be one of those occasions when the Monarch has to 'hold their nose and think of the kingdom.'

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kevingrobinson.bsky.social•10 hours ago

FFS! Why? He's not welcome and he shouldn't be given a State visit! There better be pushback against this and massive protests!

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drjamesjteeth.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You would think Starmer would get a perm if he really wants to be Trump’s poodle.

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baglady.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I have a memory of Emperor Hirohito on a royal visit in the 70's. The people lined the streets in silence in memory of WW2. Very effective

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bigdaftdad.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Yep. Dog poo trebuchet time.

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alexdegreine.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🤣

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signoramac.bsky.social•10 hours ago

When he visited last time I joined the protest. The most entertaining placards ever seen were waved around ….let history repeat itself 😉

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reiersol.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Is a convicted felon allowed to visit the UK?

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hfmatters.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It appears so....
"You will not need a visa to come to the UK on official government business for your country if you’re a serving government minister"
https://www.gov.uk/check-uk-visa/y/usa/diplomatic

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isabelrogers.bsky.social•11 hours ago

We need to coordinate though: are we mooning or giving him the silent treatment?

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peter280.bsky.social•11 hours ago

'Silent but deadly' while mooning ?

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trickcyclist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

We normal welcome Fascists with milkshakes in the UK. Ask Fascist Farage.

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afnotbricktop.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Where is the Baby Trump balloon?

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suzyqt114.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I hated tRump before it was cool. In fact got decades

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vickyr.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Janey - legend.

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vickyr.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I'm a Brit and never used that word - I prefer twat .

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nebula66.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Twat is so much more descriptive.

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vickyr.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Cockwomble or wankpidgeon work as well.

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nebula66.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I can see you're an expert at the verbal coup de gràce.
Not anywhere near your level but I do like to throw in the occasional 'gobshite' to stress a point.

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vickyr.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Or this

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vickyr.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Learnt my best ones from this man and my Dad.

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whittipedia.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Unrelated I know, but haven't tyrants been vulnerable to coups d'état when they've been off visiting other countries?

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chadbourn.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Prime moment.

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melhistorygeek.bsky.social•8 hours ago

🫰

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I just need the date Mark. Please let me know asap x

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chadbourn.bsky.social•5 hours ago

You’ll be first on my list, Dawn.

I’ll even pay your bail.

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Well. I have to say that the idea of you paying my bail is fabulous to me xx

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tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Getting her out of that straitjacket might be more of a challenge, just saying..

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Shut up Tarqs xx

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tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Hiya!!!

*waves cheerfully

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Hi Tarqs !! ❤️❤️

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kevstringer1.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Thought you were off to bed, weirdo?

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Yes I say this then someone’s funny I really am going now xx

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mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social•5 hours ago

We'll need you in Scotland too.

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granvilleg.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Charlie's been reminded to walk behind Trump. He knows what to do.

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howidiotami.bsky.social•7 hours ago

#trump seems to be succeeding on separating UK from EUR.. after brexit this will be fatal to UK...

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miak06.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well, we all knew this was going to happen

But that would have happened w any PM / so all the people outraged at Keir Starmer - he did his job as PM, any other PM of any other party would have done precisely the same thing

But I sure as hell hope that Queen Camilla spits in his drink

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krankepantzen.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Really? What's that about then? The King, you say? As in Medieval times? And the King is doing an unprecedented second State visit with Lord Dampnut, fascist leader / gang boss / US president? I know they're both rich and so on, but is the King a fascist? Other countries are barring the man. Odd.

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trickcyclist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

May be Charlie boy wants to go to Mars.

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krankepantzen.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Oh, right. He can have the next castle over from Mr. Musk. But then whose would be the bigger? I see trouble brewing on Mars. May start out friendly, but I mean, how many kings can Mars have, anyway?

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profpdabir-alai.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Avoid it like the plague?

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fernmonkey.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Especially Larry.

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tonymeredith.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Grovelling to buy time, as expected. The issue is how well the UK uses that extra time.

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ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Taking "Charles" as a regnal name was really tempting fate.

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liberalisms.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I wish Janey was still with us. But yes, I know what to do.

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jackandhope.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Ignore, ignore, ignore. He would hate that.

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ka7ma.bsky.social•11 hours ago

pussy grabbing rapist felon…

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ka7ma.bsky.social•11 hours ago

won’t be the first British king to pander to a Nazi.

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flintlock.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I hope nobody decides to fuck up his golf course in the preceding week. That would be terrible.

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bonstrous.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Invoke the spirit of Janey Godley!

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brentfordgoonerrex.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Great lady ...

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henriettam.bsky.social•11 hours ago

*cringe*

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i-do-despair.bsky.social•7 hours ago

We’ve got this. 👍

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jlhob.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Missing Janey. We need to fill that enormous gap.

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mrsivb.bsky.social•10 hours ago

i think i was away last time, if we're here, i will join the big Unwelcome parade.

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rupertdandy.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Civil disobedience … #fucktRUMP #fuckthemonarchy

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vee40below0.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Has Charles had training in guerilla warfare killing techniques?

Does he know how to use a single strand of wire?

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clucksky.bsky.social•8 hours ago

He'll look class with his diet Coke in a crystal wine glass.
#Trumpisacunt

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danlansdowne.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Bribe the Welsh Guards band to greet him with the Liberty Bell March?

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sm-greenarts7.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I wonder whom has that flying Trump balloon from the last one

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helenofcoy.bsky.social•5 hours ago

As I understood it, Charles loathed Trump when he visited last time.

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alolmsted.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Trump will have such Crown envy.

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biglarry2k23.bsky.social•9 hours ago

They are just kissing his backside - gruelling to watch.

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bovinewisdom.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Elvis?

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fownhopeboy.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Not a good look now, it will almost certainly look a lot worse in years to come.

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angelmsattya.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The last time he was invited, it was crickets at The Mall and demonstrations in Trafalgar Square.
No one wants him here.

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robwilliams100.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This?

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davidmichaelpick.net•11 hours ago

The King will do what his government wants in this sort of case. And in this sort of case he has my sympathy.

What his loyal subjects choose to do, or not do, is a completely separate matter.

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joqatana.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Point and laugh.

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goldispurple.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Throw human feces at the motorcade?

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carolwildbird.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Well, if it results in no tariffs and some sort of security deal, I guess it may be a price worth paying

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weeton4.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Utterly pathetic

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ladybuzzard.bsky.social•11 hours ago

But convicted felons aren't supposed to be allowed entry into the UK... 😡

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trickcyclist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I believe the statutory limit for automatic refusal the criminal
must have served a minimum of 12 month in prison.

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davidmichaelpick.net•11 hours ago

Well, he had four years in the White House. Isn't that a form of penal servitude?

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sciencenotopinion.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Um.. mow a penis on my lawn on the Stansted flight path?

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trickcyclist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I wonder what it would cost to get a “Fuck Trump” add on the front of the Mail.

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ginaj.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yes. But it's illegal to crowdfund for a hitman.

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msamd.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I think we all understand the assignment. Time to channel our inner #janeygodley …..

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mikevincent.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Looking forward to a sea of “trump is a cunt” protest signs

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claygriffith.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He's looking for tips on where to get an ermine cloak.

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formandfunction.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Put him in the Tower.

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ewansanderson.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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laresomebody.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Is someone from the 00 section available?

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mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social•5 hours ago

On it

https://bsky.app/profile/mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social/post/3liwhuly5as2b

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superleggera.bsky.social•11 hours ago

UNLEASH THE BABY TRUMP BLIMP!!!

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jackcaramac.bsky.social•5 hours ago

"Er, no Donald, they're not calling you a 'cult'..."

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iammrsdrake.bsky.social•11 hours ago

No one wants him here. The majority of the public certainly don’t. Most of the Royal Family most certainly don’t. And I imagine that the Government doesn’t either.
But, IF it helps out Ukraine, then it will be a visit worth suffering.

Placards ready though.

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porthiadays.bsky.social•8 hours ago

King Charles hearing the news Trump accepted the invite

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iammrsdrake.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It’s why we pay him 🤷🏻‍♀️

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arj0.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This is pathetic by the UK. Supine

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gcu-grey-area.bsky.social•10 hours ago

*starts making placards like the late Janey Godley’s*.

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tracepath.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Prior to this post, I had no idea the UK hated him to this extent. 😁👍

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chadbourn.bsky.social•5 hours ago

You don’t know the half of it.

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sianjasper.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Yeah, we really REALLY hate him!!!

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andrewrobertson.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Ignore him. Imagine if the streets were empty and nobody turned out. It would hurt his ego more than protesters who he will assume love him.

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peterrayallison.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Play American Idiot on repeat until it is #1.

Ready on it...
https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=lpMH5iN1JtIzXlxz

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daveacoley.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Another good reason to abolish the Monarchy

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twitterisshit.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I'd love to abolish the monarchy

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davidmichaelpick.net•10 hours ago

A President without political power, as for example in Eire, would have the same problem.

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daveacoley.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Liquidate the Duchys and monetise the assets they stole from us would be a great start.

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davidmichaelpick.net•10 hours ago

Kick the Anglo-Saxons out and return Britain to the Britons.

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twitterisshit.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The Welsh?

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twitterisshit.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Remember when the trump blimp flew last time. I imagine it will be 10x worse for him next time.

The UK hates trump. Except for the reform lot

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davidmichaelpick.net•10 hours ago

I REALLY hope that blimp is still available and airworthy.

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mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I'm hoping it's upgraded. A holographic one which (depending on how light hits it) has Drump morphing into Putin.

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twitterisshit.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He is not welcome

Who the fuck does Charles think he is, inviting that felon to these shores

#notmyking

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davidmichaelpick.net•10 hours ago

See my other posts in this thread. The King will do what the government wants, as would a President without political authority as in several countries.

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mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Foreign monarchs, presidents or prime ministers are invited to visit the king on the advice and request of the Foreign Office, with the decision made by the government.

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jimbobuk.bsky.social•9 hours ago

He will be on a private estate. We won't see him.

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tracyquannyc.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I feel sorry for Charles the Third. And not for the first time. But this is not a high point of his career.

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rainsong9.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Ugh. The visit w your king will bring trump a sense of legitimacy that he doesn't deserve. It's such a bad move on the part of the UK. The queen was a lot more intelligent about dealing w him

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