If your post isn’t getting engagement, try carrying it around in your mouth and yowling. Drop it in a follower’s shoe if they’re not paying attention. Pile several at the foot of their bed for later.
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i strongly suggest increasing the volume and aggressiveness of your yowls so your followers start getting extremely concerned to check on you and your posts
I just caught Loki chasing what can only be described as a low engagement post around the living room. I honestly have no idea what this animal is and I’m afraid to find out.
For Sylvie, it is mostly Bug Patrol, but the sentiment is the same. She eats a lot of many-legged critters that I never get to identify before she snatches them up. And then she goes over the entire house, just to be sure.
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Boiiiiiiing.
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
and if that doesn't work: drop it on their pillow when they're sleeping. Make proud noises.
Guaranteed success!