I showed this to Splash and just listened to their reactions as they scrolled through the pictures. Yes the rich should absolutely have their money taken away from them because they don’t have the slightest clue what to do with it. - ThreadSky

restingdinoface.bsky.social • 50 days ago

I showed this to Splash and just listened to their reactions as they scrolled through the pictures.

Yes the rich should absolutely have their money taken away from them because they don’t have the slightest clue what to do with it.

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This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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swordznsorcery.bsky.social•50 days ago

Me, flicking through the photos: Well, the exterior isn't *that* bad, I don't know what Riley... oh dear gods, my eyes! 😱 (I do like that 'tree staircase' though.)

But it has a WALK-IN FREEZER! Have they never watched television? That's a murder waiting to happen, come on.

redvedev.bsky.social•50 days ago

Imagine archaeologists excavating this in a thousand years time. What conclusions are they going to draw

“The style of this time period was Fucking Everything and no negative space was allowed”

gardentroll.bsky.social•50 days ago

This would probably happen to me too, if I had too much money, too much time, and absolutely no idea how to productively use either one.

cairosteele.com•50 days ago

This looks like if my redneck grandma suddenly came into money

tmkeesey.bsky.social•50 days ago

Good Lord. The only room that’s not an eyesore is the sauna.

(I like that longboat table, though.)

tetrameryxx.bsky.social•50 days ago

I will say, it does look like they've paid a looooot of artists for their work lmao. The Floridian sauna really got me. I've never been but I hear that The Outside is kind of a sauna already

tylerstoneart.bsky.social•50 days ago

This is horrifically gaudy and tasteless, and yet, the “fart zone, enter at your own risk” sign in one of the bathrooms makes me fear I might get along with the owner…

ukulele-corgi.bsky.social•50 days ago

I like the Viking boat banquet table. Will they take $20 million?

actualed.bsky.social•50 days ago

This place is not well. There is, however, a picture of a plain ol sauna midway through, and my brain just sighed with relief.

yeena.bsky.social•50 days ago

I'm not going to pretend like I'm not jealous. I have to leave the places I rent like a blank canvas.

james.tartarus.org•50 days ago

Oh my word. It's like someone started keeping a "wouldn't it be cool" list when they were 5, and when they retired had acquired enough money to do *all* of it, but not enough sense to know that they shouldn't.

ellipsisrenfield.bsky.social•50 days ago

Man made horror beyond my comprehension, because what am I even looking at?

rvdshadyglenn.bsky.social•50 days ago

It’s some kind of accomplishment to have an almost 13k square foot house that feels this intensely claustrophobic.

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