what on earth is going on with trousers - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

About ThreadSky

rsmythfreelance.bsky.social • 15 days ago

what on earth is going on with trousers

"... but then, as he felt the first tentative gnawing on his ankles, everything became horrifyingly clear to Richard."

Sounds like some sort of root vegetable crop blight.

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery.

Which of those perfectly ordinary words do you not understand

An edgy new direction for the Middle England favourite? I love their new FLAKY CONCRETE TWAT cheesecake, btw.

It’s using what3words to tell you where the checkout is.

Sounds like a literal translation of the local name of a very specific beetle.

they’re becoming sentient, it’s the latest!

They’re leveraging data to tailor the offering

Carrot legs is not a look I'm on board with

I didn't know that carrots had ankles!

comes with a pocket full of rabbits?

When what you really want is “Same as the Ones You Bought Five Years Ago Which are Now Falling to Pieces”

I bought a pair of “barrel leg” trousers this week because it’s so hot right now to have rickets.

Reply