"people will find your bones and know you were male" bitch people are gonna see me with 9 women around me in death and say we were all just friends, i think there's more to this than you think - ThreadSky

starsetbyte.lol • 537 days ago

"people will find your bones and know you were male"
bitch people are gonna see me with 9 women around me in death and say we were all just friends, i think there's more to this than you think

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colouredwilde.bsky.social•280 days ago

As someone who does this work those people are wrong. Sure white men who built and benefit from the shitty systems who did this work in the past would, but those of us who can look past our own noses take into account a lot more than just bones to determine someone's gender in a kept grave.

imdmingyour.mom•537 days ago

"They won't find your bones. 😈" Is my response to that shit.

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

super fucking good response too

butterfly.lol•536 days ago

and probably 99.9%+ likelihood.of being true, even!

nebulena.net•537 days ago

also bones aren’t as gendered as ppl like to believe

nbnoemi.bsky.social•537 days ago

all morticians remove the vagina bones after death that's the only reason they aren't documented. they don't show up on x-rays either because they're very shy

nebulena.net•537 days ago

as everyone knows the penis bone (or boner) is made out of diamond and cannot be detached

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

how could i forget

skaution.bsky.social•537 days ago

Wait, wait, wait. Then how do you explain THIS:

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?feature=shared

nebulena.net•537 days ago

rare genetic mutation

skaution.bsky.social•537 days ago

This is possible, yet may be more wisespread than previously reported.

lyndseyluvs.design•537 days ago

Morticians hide the secret of the g-spot all along. That's why people don't necessarily pursue a career as a mortician.

It's like joining MIB...they find you.

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

it goes all the way to the top huh

nebulena.net•537 days ago

the vagina bone goes all the way to the top of the vagina

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

and how deep does that go for the penis bone?

nebulena.net•537 days ago

well i’m sure youll recall that the penis bone or (boner) starts at the tip of the penis and continues down through the shaft, then upwards through the torso eventually terminating when it reaches the skull. this is where we get the term “dick head”

unicorntickles.bsky.social•280 days ago

Anthropologist and archaeologists are more likely to make a gender judgement based on clothing and adornments at burial than the actual bones.

They don’t so much care who had a Y chromosome and who didn’t.

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

THEY REALLY AREN'T

nebulena.net•537 days ago

every argument terfs have is paper thin

yurei.bsky.social•537 days ago

Hrt is more powerful than terfs can possibly imagine

nebulena.net•537 days ago

depends on the terf but it’s true that many of them do not grasp how hrt works. or much of anything really. all they have is a strident attitude and privilege. and a white supremacist lens through which they view everything from gender to language etc

frogdomain.bsky.social•280 days ago

not even close!!

zechharvey.bsky.social•537 days ago

My skeleton's gender is DA SHARE Z0NE

marghoul.bsky.social•280 days ago

the margin for error is so large its almost pointless to try and gender bones...which is why they mostly dont

starsetbyte.lol•280 days ago

but the femur?!? no stop it people do not as easily fit into.classifiable measurements like you assime

marghoul.bsky.social•280 days ago

the angle of the *newspaper swat*

no! bad bigot! come up with better shit if youre gonna come at me at all

amiyatzin.bsky.social•536 days ago

They’re gonna find my bones but they won’t even find my enemies’ teeth

aracelerii.bsky.social•537 days ago

I plan on getting cremated when I die simply so I can tell transphobes "GOOD LUCK FINDING MY BONES NOW BITCH"

kelliblue.bsky.social•536 days ago

Cremated and shot out of a cannon ✊

honeysyrup.bsky.social•537 days ago

Gonna be really hard to identify anything when I turn into crude oil. But when have they ever thought that far ahead?

giraud.bsky.social•537 days ago

I just want to be buried with my horde of sheep ankle bones so future generations will recognize that I killed the game while I was in it

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•280 days ago

when they dig you up they’re going to know that you were a flock of sheep

imtiredthatisall.lol•537 days ago

love is love

donferrari.bsky.social•536 days ago

Why would anyone give a shit if an archeologist thinks someone had boy bones? Is your spirit supposed to get mad about it? Will you look down from the endless light and beauty of Heaven in anger that some dude thinks you had a guy skull? Such a stupid attempt at an insult.

babblingfringe.bsky.social•279 days ago

and it’s not like I could afford a *burial* anyways.

Sure, go rail lines of my cremains and try to figure it out. I hear it was popular with the Victorians

eldritchhipster.bsky.social•279 days ago

I know that my most convincing arguments require hypothetical strangers to provide evidence for my case hundreds of years in the future.

You know, instead of being able to support my own position now.

electrichead.bsky.social•473 days ago

I never understood this argument because like... Who gives a shit about that? Someone might misgender you after you've been dead five thousand years? I feel like most people would kill to have that be their biggest problem.

ericallyn.bsky.social•280 days ago

I'd so love it if some archeologists wrote a book for non-archeologists, telling stories of some of the many times previous archeologists got shit wrong because of their own society's preconceptions.

I would read the hell out of that book.

frogdomain.bsky.social•280 days ago

also also.....hrt be making some women THICK like no they will not🫢

onecoding.bsky.social•537 days ago

In any case. Rationally speaking. Someone could fashion a fucking flute out of my femur. Who cares. I'm dead.

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

That's the only case I get to come back right

someone plays a song I really like did I get to come back from the flute and haunt them for a bit

onecoding.bsky.social•537 days ago

And your ghost will be your preferred gender identity. Because why would it not? So check mate "theyl find ur bones n then they will misgender you" morons.

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

wrapped this up with a bow

sorblaze.bsky.social•537 days ago

I can never get over the idea that I’m this scenario, I’m already dead. Personally, I don’t care what the living do after I leave their ranks

starsetbyte.lol•537 days ago

LITERALLY LIKE
I dont care about my bones when i'm dead

yurei.bsky.social•472 days ago

Archeologist notes from 2077: "Today we discovered the bones of nine of the very best lady friends, all huddled together. They probably died talking about boys and baking shortbread cookies. Very good buddies."

marghoul.bsky.social•280 days ago

im gonna burn up in the long boat of the warrior queen who keeps me as her sex plaything. i dont care what they find

starsetbyte.lol•280 days ago

at that point you have a good chance of like, mixing into pirate wreckage thats pretty dope

marghoul.bsky.social•280 days ago

honestly i want my bones fired out of a tshirt cannon at a terf so someone can ask them if they got hit by girl or boy bones

starsetbyte.lol•280 days ago

i know a good soup recipe

lyse.bsky.social•536 days ago

These people have absolutely no idea how many skeletal remains get reexamined and relabeled.

starsetbyte.lol•536 days ago

gotta send students to do something

xehtfodrol.bsky.social•230 days ago

The sad/funny part is, there would be some someone completely sincere examining the remains going

"Wow, look at all these close friends, isn't it nice that older cultures were so friendly?" XD

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