this is literally almost beat-for-beat the old “I was gonna fight for justice and equality but then someone was mean to me online” chestnut but swap out “mean” for “kinda lame”
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the world could be much improved if every computer, on a 30-minute interval, detected that you were using social media and reached out to slap you in the face yelling "THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE"
We're going to have to have a whole nother Presidential Primary where we keep telling them the average "Liberal" isn't Matt Yglesias but some White woman who is a junior accountant in West Chester, PA; but they'll find a reason to blame Ken Martin for tipping the scales in favor of Harris 2028.
This shit is so exhausting, these folks need to be required to canvass an off-year election to actually meet the voters who decide who our politicians are, they literally know nothing but their phone friends.
Ah, “political weird Twitter” thing of always bring in hyperposition between “I am a serious engaged activist and intellectual” and “I am here for aesthetics and bullying”
Also pretty funny because in real life, the average leftist looks at their phone all day and talks incessantly about politics and the average liberal is basically just most friendly people at your school or work talking to you about football or reality tv
They constantly post "Catch the game last night?" meme, but that dude is your average Democratic Primary voter in PA. He doesn't like Trump and what he's doing, but is more worried right now about how the Phils are gonna do this year and wants to know if you watch The Traitors like him and his wife.
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