remember when EA's tagline was "challenge everything"? Well I challenge all the execs to a fistfight. - ThreadSky

scatterthewords.bsky.social • 25 days ago

remember when EA's tagline was "challenge everything"? Well I challenge all the execs to a fistfight.

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Challenge them not to line their own pockets at the expense of others, the absolute reprobates

(But yes, the fistfight, and the steel chair as a treat)

zoomzeta.bsky.social•24 days ago

Especially the steel chair.

mltenacity.bsky.social•24 days ago

More like "make everything challenging"

lynnerdo.bsky.social•24 days ago

My money's on you.

shoulderguy.bsky.social•24 days ago

I would like to challenge the marketing executives to go touch grass and let the developers make the decisions about how to make their games.

markwmiller07.bsky.social•24 days ago

I challenge them to make a new SSX game

propatino.bsky.social•24 days ago

Nice try Luigi

maya-ex.bsky.social•24 days ago

For what they did the madness returns sequel/franchise alone they can meet me in the pit idgaf

libraryfromscratch.bsky.social•24 days ago

“It’s time to d d d d d d d d duel~” *slams my 57 Blue Eyes on the table*

zmart91.bsky.social•24 days ago

Same! I am absolutely ready, willing, and able to throw down at any time. Elon, Trump, J.D., Pete, etc... where you at? The octagon is calling... Just think of how cool and powerful you'll look when you definitely win, exec bois! The people will finally adore you! My gauntlet has been thrown down. ✊️

ethelredflametail.bsky.social•24 days ago

I would pay to see that

ambroo.bsky.social•24 days ago

They gonna charge you $$ to fight them tho 😭

prairie-clover.bsky.social•24 days ago

I challenge them to release The Sims 5 but make it not suck

pentagoatttv.bsky.social•24 days ago

I remember booting up Harry Potter chamber of secrets on PS2 and 'challenge everything' used to be hype

autumnbrookeauthor.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’ll help. I’ll bring a corded Xbox controller.

maniccatmeow.bsky.social•24 days ago

kingpoogie.com•24 days ago

That will be $69.99

lyelhaz.posts.art•24 days ago

I'm down. We can 2v2.

krispyhazelnut.bsky.social•24 days ago

I shoulda put threw down with Andrew Wilson when I was laid off... He's pretty fit though I think he would have won.

strutt.bsky.social•24 days ago

Also has a black belt in jiu jitsu…

theopriestley.com•24 days ago

Swords or flintlock pistols please.

pipzt3r.bsky.social•24 days ago

can i come?
i'm still mad at them for killing alice: asylum 😔

riyaakter.bsky.social•24 days ago

bradleyjvoices.bsky.social•24 days ago

Can you imagine if someone did challenge everything?

"You were great last night"
"No I wasn't!"

crunknpunch.bsky.social•24 days ago

ITS IN THE GAME

sydevil.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'll help

bugscuttle.bsky.social•24 days ago

You arrange it and I'll buy a ringside seat.

angelibunny.bsky.social•24 days ago

This is why I go to the gym

gunnargoldhair.bsky.social•24 days ago

EA Sports - It's in the game*

*The thing that is in the game is micro-transactions.

xenomorph-lv426.bsky.social•24 days ago

😆 Yeah that was the tagline.

janelle-beans.bsky.social•24 days ago

A submarine diving contest.

nicktatorship.bsky.social•24 days ago

i remember "it's in the game", which turned into it's in the lootbox or dlc

cambrioleuse.bsky.social•24 days ago

Oh I remember this tagline.

kobenimeal.bsky.social•24 days ago

@nateming.bsky.social your time has come

ravenrinka.bsky.social•24 days ago

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justmattr.bsky.social•24 days ago

I think we put the execs in some Squid Game like challenges for our viewing entertainment!

exanthe.bsky.social•24 days ago

"prepare your fisticuffs" I say when walking into their office. /j

andy-val.bsky.social•24 days ago

Just like when EA Sports was "it's in the game"...

Now it's in the microtransactions.

skullgar.bsky.social•24 days ago

But see, the micro transactions are in the game!

miminaminty.bsky.social•24 days ago

and these prices aren’t „micro“ 😭

earthfan.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sick of the means of production existing only in the realm of small minded oligarchs.

geenerneener.bsky.social•24 days ago

Depending on your career field this could take on a completely different meaning

samuchan01.bsky.social•24 days ago

I remember seeing my dad playing Def Jam Fight for NY. He said it's possibly the best fighting game of all time. Why doesn't EA bring it back 🤔

trask666.bsky.social•24 days ago

Shareholders too

carbonoperator.bsky.social•24 days ago

“I hear change in your pockets” was wisely rejected for not being snappy enough.

desiderata3.bsky.social•24 days ago

thefoxtheory.bsky.social•24 days ago

NFS Unbound was honestly a shitshow. NFS Heat, I’m sorry…

breakingsomething.bsky.social•24 days ago

Honestly, the execs would probably be all in—as long as they can charge you $9.99 per swing and then hit you with a $99.99 “Fists DLC” to actually use your fists. You know they’ve got that microtransaction roadmap ready!

firefoxfaerie.bsky.social•24 days ago

I have been a Warden, a Champion, an Inquisitor, A Crow/Mourn Watcher, A Commander and A Pathfinder. I'm qualified in the skills to square up. Immediately effective.