Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever lived in a place that didn't have them. We even had wild turkeys in Hawai'i! I guess they aren't super common in Dallas but I've seen them in east Texas for sure.
Motherfuckers walk around here like they're paying taxes. They'll walk out in the middle of the street and just stop there and look at you. They know they're fucking you up.
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