I turned down a farm job that would've paid me with vegetables.
That celery was unacceptable!
That celery was unacceptable!
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Lettuce know if something else may turnip.
Maybe think about it. Give peas a chance.
Throw a cucumber at them if they don’t offer more. (Okay, that last one was a stretch, but you get it…)
Turnip told me not to tell.
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley
Do you know what Kermit the Frog said at Jim Henson's funeral???
Absolutely nothing!