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Allergic to magat morons, love dogs and love those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back.
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Jasmine Crockett ‘rooting’ for Canada and Mexico against Trump’s threats. Democratic congresswoman calls it ‘really wild’ that it is foreign leaders who are speaking truth to power. #MOMSky www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I stopped by the beautiful The Lavender Fox tea salon in Cobalt to have my favourite old-fashioned. And guess what? THEY NO LONGER USE KENTUCKY BOURBON. Let's celebrate Brbn Whiskey from the OKANAGEN VALLEY. Thanks Donald for opening our eyes to so many Great CANADIAN choices.

This is a drug addict who can barely put together a sentence.

How long until they realize FAFO

I have a new role at work that starts next week. I'm going to be part of a team (probation, police, psychiatrist, social worker) to work with those being released from jail that fit the criteria. My role is to get them to appointments and court, find them housing, job, lawyer, etc while being...

Hey! Put that blanket back over me! Good morning bluesky freaks!!! Get up, we have a Saturday to get to!!!

People say that filling your animals with helium is cruel. But I say, whatever floats your goat!!!

I asked my friend where he was flying and he answered "Toronto." Interesting I said, I've never even heard of Ronto!

Chiefs quarterback to start magazine about growing things in your back yard. Mahomes and gardens!

Why was there a tool in the workshop that nobody could use??? Because it was a band saw!

I'm a trust fund baby. Because my parents trusted me to fund myself!!!

What do you call a motivated vegetable??? A hustle sprout!!!

Can I tell you a cat joke??? Just kitten!!!

I made a chicken salad yesterday. Turns out they prefer grains!

Do you know the German word for constipation??? Farfrompoopen!

Do you know how to have phone sex??? You just keep hitting that pound key!!! :)

I heard that Tesla sales have been declining across the world. According to Elon however, sales are trending in the reich direction!

The cops accused me of stealing an entire set of encyclopedias. I told them "No wait, I can explain everything!!!"

Do you know why your nose can never be 12 inches long??? Because then it would be a foot!!!

What do you call it when a mathematician gets called out at 3rd base??? A rounding error!!!

I'm looking to add another farm hand to our dairy operation. Must work well with udders!!!

What do you call someone who is ALWAYS happy and travels from place to place??? A Nomad!!!