I once went on a date with someone who had a carbonara as their starter and a carbonara as their main. For dessert they had a whole flat bread x - ThreadSky

deathofbuckley.bsky.social • 100 days ago

I once went on a date with someone who had a carbonara as their starter and a carbonara as their main. For dessert they had a whole flat bread x

Comments

contentapologist.bsky.social•100 days ago

And this is in some way wrong because?

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•100 days ago

Who said it was wrong?

mikefinleymusic.bsky.social•100 days ago

The kitchen should have refused to serve them. There's no way that person wasn't a murderer.

kimmcc5.bsky.social•100 days ago

😂😂😂😂

cyberedz.bsky.social•100 days ago

You sure do pick ‘em, Buckers.

timfulfordnews.bsky.social•100 days ago

Reader, she married him ❤️

tlish.bsky.social•100 days ago

I think he might be my soulmate.. got his number?

moonpie4me.bsky.social•100 days ago

I'm more curious about what you thought of this date?!

kilroywas-here.bsky.social•100 days ago

Goals

benrs.uk•100 days ago

disappointed he didn’t have a carbonara for dessert x

clivebagley.bsky.social•100 days ago

Seems reasonable to me

jpjacko.bsky.social•100 days ago

It’s not as good as double denim but it’s close

charlemagne45.bsky.social•100 days ago

Was he running a marathon the next day?!

markppp.bsky.social•100 days ago

Were they carbaloading?

bisonfish.bsky.social•100 days ago

The key ingredient is ‘carb’

51m0n5.bsky.social•100 days ago

I once went on a date with a woman who lost her handbag and a shoe.

adhdiyuk.bsky.social•100 days ago

Was it my friend Nic?

yoyoleo.bsky.social•100 days ago

A dessert bread, this could become a thing.

jahiggins.bsky.social•100 days ago

Whole lotta starch. Menus are confusing, but

brentcrude.bsky.social•100 days ago

At least he was consistent

stuburnham.bsky.social•100 days ago

This was obviously the day after their Slimming World weigh-in, we’ve all been there.

joannamont.bsky.social•100 days ago

Omg I went on a date with him too. But he had both carbonaras as his main course and then told me off for just having a salad.

spudfish83.bsky.social•100 days ago

I want to meet him.

joannamont.bsky.social•100 days ago

I don’t wish to be unkind but he had gained a considerable amount of weight since his profile picture had been taken. I can’t imagine how.

barriewhite.bsky.social•100 days ago

“It’s definitely NOT the carbonaras, ok?!l

contentapologist.bsky.social•100 days ago

'You want to watch the oil on the salad dressings, lardy!'

joannamont.bsky.social•100 days ago

Surprised he didn’t go for this angle, tbqhwy. We didn’t go on a second date

joannamont.bsky.social•100 days ago

He was very cross, yes. I hadn’t even raised an eyebrow re his choices!

barriewhite.bsky.social•100 days ago

Maybe he was on commission per individual carbonara sales?

anonymouse80.bsky.social•100 days ago

To be fair, if you are going to put on a ton of weight, that is definitely the way to do it

joannamont.bsky.social•100 days ago

Ha! That’s one of my favourite pub games. You are a Hollywood actor and you have to gain 3 stone in a month for a part. How do you do it?

anonymouse80.bsky.social•100 days ago

I read that de-niro went on an eating tour of Europe to put on weight for the second half of Raging Bull. That remains my dream holiday

jackieohh.bsky.social•100 days ago

This cannot be true

rochdalegirl.bsky.social•100 days ago

You should’ve had another date, see if he had the same!

theariessanders.bsky.social•100 days ago

A keeper!

mothtwiceborn.bsky.social•100 days ago

This was clearly something terrifying, wearing a man suit.

david-baxendale.bsky.social•100 days ago

I feel I should see this as wrong, but I can't..

marleyhalston.bsky.social•100 days ago

Sociopaths don’t eat desserts, and one should have a dessert as a starter and at the end.

jjb66.bsky.social•100 days ago

Keeper

phooey.bsky.social•100 days ago

You dated Tom Cruise?! https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/aug/23/mission-masala-tom-two-curries-cruise-ashas-birmingham

imabot.bsky.social•100 days ago

I’ve been to that restaurant. It’s not good, but i admire their dedication to their 15 minutes.
Everything ‘as chosen by Tom Cruise on his last visit to us’
Poppadums, tikka masala, i think it’s above one of the urinals

keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social•100 days ago

Reminds me of the Chip shop chain in Glasgow that based their entire marketing strategy on Justin Beiber coming in and buying a haggis supper one night whilst on tour

bubblehillfarm.bsky.social•100 days ago

Maybe they were running a marathon in like 4 days

albundynot5hatone.bsky.social•100 days ago

Was he secretly a friend of the restaurant and was secretly trying to emphasise the carbonara?

Also, what did you get?

larsaf42.bsky.social•100 days ago

Maybe it was a GOOD carbonara?

Flat bread for desert though?

guammarine.bsky.social•100 days ago

Yes, We Italians do like our Carbs!! 😁😁👋

tracerhead.bsky.social•100 days ago

Man was carb loading like he thought something was going to happen after watching him eat all that.

fishladyabs.bsky.social•100 days ago

Were they Italian? I feel like “pasta twice in one meal” makes them Italian…

mattclay.bsky.social•100 days ago

I'd have to starve for days to get through a meal like that.

lordarse.com•100 days ago

copypasta

bagpuss.org•100 days ago

👏

zaneroo.bsky.social•100 days ago

That`s what you call it.

caralisette.bsky.social•100 days ago

On holiday once I was next to a couple who ordered a normal starter, followed by a plain chicken breast each, and then a normal main. Couldn’t take my eyes off them.

mikefinleymusic.bsky.social•100 days ago

#ProtzGoalz