Kids these days: *crying* Kids when I was a kid: what shall I write on my bedroom wall with this flamethrower I’ve made using a lighter and an aerosol? x - ThreadSky

deathofbuckley.bsky.social • 35 days ago

Kids these days: *crying*

Kids when I was a kid: what shall I write on my bedroom wall with this flamethrower I’ve made using a lighter and an aerosol? x

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alfaguru.bsky.social•35 days ago

2 bolts, one nut and a little wad of pistol caps. Home-made hand grenade.

birminghamkav.bsky.social•35 days ago

A mate's mum always wondered how she got through hairspray so quickly.

oirecocobean.bsky.social•35 days ago

Sprayed my first initial K on my bedroom carpet in my shared house at uni then set it alight. The carpet was polyester and it melted. It was huge.

worgztheowl.bsky.social•35 days ago

I remember when we went on football tour to Pontins and there were ants in our room. Lighter. Aerosol. Job done. But singed carpet.

cheche300.bsky.social•35 days ago

me watching my brothers light their farts with a lighter and aerosol and laughing like mad

skintomcginto.bsky.social•35 days ago

Weans today will never know the abject fear when spraying Lynx Africa in the PE changing rooms next to Paul the smoker and his arsonist tendencies.

mysteriosox.bsky.social•35 days ago

I never did that, I was too busy playing with abandoned fridges and the asbestos* in the back garden

*completely true, my parents had massive roofing sheets of the stuff lined up along the fence

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•35 days ago

It's done you no harm!

mysteriosox.bsky.social•35 days ago

Absolutely not

*hacks up lung*

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•35 days ago

I remember my cousin writing "PAUL" across his white melamine wardrobe in 10 inch letters. Which was odd because his name's Ryan.

nachoquesado.bsky.social•35 days ago

Good to see a young lad being Ng proactive and thinking ahead

recliningpair.bsky.social•35 days ago

Thank god the gas ran out before he finished DANIELS

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•35 days ago

PAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

recliningpair.bsky.social•35 days ago

Come on... he was very popular back then.

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•35 days ago

Not in our house. My mum hates magicians.

recliningpair.bsky.social•35 days ago

Even the little ones?

partnumber2.bsky.social•35 days ago

Poor schooling? 👀

hotlegs.bsky.social•35 days ago

My son sprayed his own name on the fence in the back garden and then said it wasn't him.

deathofbuckley.bsky.social•35 days ago

HAHAHAAA! He should have blamed Paul

mitchraf.bsky.social•35 days ago

I'm very surprised I you didn't go to my school

carlosamammal.bsky.social•35 days ago

DIE you little plastic soldiers. That's it--- melt into my father's shed floor. I show you no mercy. Except you, little green man shouldering the bazooka. To you I shall extend compassion cos you're kinda cool.

mrtrellis.bsky.social•35 days ago

The Ladybird Book of Magnets, Bulbs, and Batteries actually advises children to peel the wrappings off batteries and lick the insides.

We live in the ruins of a civilisation.

tommymagicpants.bsky.social•35 days ago

Little did Ladybird know that they prepared a generation of men for the vagaries of oral sex.

woodsrunning.bsky.social•35 days ago

Used to snort lines of asbestos in the heatwave of 76 while giving myself biro and paperclip tattoos.

nealgreen20.bsky.social•35 days ago

A mate tried to kill a fly with a lighter and deodorant once, in the house. To say his dad was unhappy with him is an understatement 🤣

bulkyagainagain.bsky.social•35 days ago

Kids when I was a kid: Thunderbird or Buckfast?

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