Get my fursona Draco made as a puppet and make him get vored by a big plushie dragon, should make half of the USA (hoping to but you can't guess what everyone likes or dislikes) make Tim Allen's Home Improvement "huh" sound.
And most importantly (as the comments illustrate), don't talk about it ANYWHERE online. Once it makes its way to this psychic slum all the magic and mystery will get sucked right out of it.
I love this but please make sure to leave them in urban areas and not, say, a nature preserve. Which is a thing that people in my neck of the woods just LOVE doing because they're absolute cretins
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