If Pete Hegseth looked drunk during his Senate hearings, it’s only because his lawyer told him to take the fifth. - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 29 days ago

If Pete Hegseth looked drunk during his Senate hearings, it’s only because his lawyer told him to take the fifth.

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the0point.bsky.social•29 days ago

Nice.

jessenash.bsky.social•29 days ago

juancarlito40.bsky.social•29 days ago

To be honest, his speach was gin stabilized to be able to fly.

wandagagscats.bsky.social•28 days ago

I needed this today

keynesaddiction.bsky.social•29 days ago

Bada boom!

quail123.bsky.social•29 days ago

Cheers!

copernicussees.bsky.social•29 days ago

Win for the day.

allamericangirl.bsky.social•29 days ago

😂😂

jeof.bsky.social•29 days ago

It's only "drunk" if it's from the drunk region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling alcoholism.

bilt2flyhvy-in.bsky.social•29 days ago

Oh, VERY Choice! Hope you don’t mind my using this, somewhere?

I’ll MANUFACTURE an opportunity!

‘Sparkling Alcoholism’?

VERY, nice!

jeof.bsky.social•29 days ago

I liked "the drunk region of France" myself (been there, lived there) but glad you liked it!

bilt2flyhvy-in.bsky.social•29 days ago

French have had a couple 100 Yrs to perfect Drunken Stupidity. Understand they’ve become QUITE smooth/urbane with it.

While, it seems us Yanks? REALLY can’t, handle our liquor… Amongst OTHER things🙄

adamshah.bsky.social•29 days ago

Speakers of the House like Sam Raybutn and Tip O'Neill famously held drinking sessions when Congress gaveled out for the day

Disrupter Pete Hegseth is draining the swamp by starting to drink when Congress gaveled IN.

By Peter Thiel

eawinick.bsky.social•29 days ago

Brilliant.

petersonchris.bsky.social•29 days ago

This Oscar Wilde level of wordplay made me LMAO.

blurosie.bsky.social•29 days ago

Good one

grimbeth.bsky.social•28 days ago

Pants on fire. He wasn't drunk, he was exhibiting the symptoms of long-term roofie exposure.

senorjuanton.bsky.social•29 days ago

Stoli decisis

bambooshooti.bsky.social•28 days ago

🏆

tripoley1966.bsky.social•28 days ago

This might be one of your best.

velcroski.bsky.social•29 days ago

Seriously, if he is photographed with energy drink bottles, I’m going to wonder about the contents. Have seen that before:

frankgalton.bsky.social•29 days ago

Wirecutter: Pete Hegseth has brought new prominence to gin. Our tasters sampled gin from Iceland, Scotland, and artisanal small batches from Maryland and Virginia, along with many hipster tonics. Here's to SecDef's liquor cabinet!

mrsdewinter.bsky.social•29 days ago

Tenth Ward, from Frederick, Md., is excellent.

sir-grepalot.bsky.social•29 days ago

His lawyer was going to tell him to split but he was in the can.

alyssashulman.bsky.social•29 days ago

Lmao this is clever

fuzg.bsky.social•29 days ago

You need a drum roll for that one.

stewie33.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ba-dum *TSSH*
😅

dogsdadbod.bsky.social•29 days ago

He did seem to have a handle on it

weatherproof.bsky.social•29 days ago

NOICE

jessenash.bsky.social•29 days ago

Just be careful when he asks for two fingers.

hieronymous.bsky.social•29 days ago

Oh it's well established that he doesn't ask

weatherproof.bsky.social•29 days ago

“when you’re famous, they let you do it”

bilt2flyhvy-in.bsky.social•29 days ago

… DID wonder if he was actually sober OR just EXTREMELY Hi-functioning.*
BUT
If Chode driving our Tank is ACTUALLY Tanked?… Better buckle-up, Folks!

*This IS NOT an ‘Attribute’. He’d HAVE to MAINTAIN Hi-function on DAILY BASIS to COME CLOSE to what DOD Head, CRIT requires.
NOT happening.