Opinion | The government needs to run like a business. Fire nearly everyone, destroy revenue so that you're losing more money than before, then force advertisers to start giving you money again with threats of retaliation. by Elon Musk - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 11 days ago

Opinion | The government needs to run like a business. Fire nearly everyone, destroy revenue so that you're losing more money than before, then force advertisers to start giving you money again with threats of retaliation.

by Elon Musk

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courtjezter84.bsky.social•11 days ago

mattadas.bsky.social•11 days ago

Advertisers are pussies, If corporations should survive, they need to grow a backpack

carbonriver.bsky.social•11 days ago

Watch your customer base migrate to Canada where people are polite, but then laugh when you take over Canada.

informburo.bsky.social•10 days ago

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vafrommd.bsky.social•11 days ago

Who wants Lot Lizard (f)Elon Musk raiding federal institutions and stealing our tax dollars?

declassifyuap.bsky.social•11 days ago

Please use your platform to publicize the Feb 17 protests. We need everyone in the streets who can be there. 🙏 And keep making us laugh through the bleakness of it all. ❤️

ootek.bsky.social•11 days ago

No, not the streets. For we will find busting heads and worse will be popular. On a massive scale.

Sell your stocks. Slow down strike if your not helping people directly.

declassifyuap.bsky.social•11 days ago

Mass protests have been part of most democratic movements throughout history. We need to ramp it up. And people HAVE been showing up, and it's been peaceful. Discouraging protest? I see no utility to this. Other mechanisms are also useful. And, not or.

paul.ofthenorth.ca•11 days ago

Perhaps the country will be able to get grants from SpaceX.

vafrommd.bsky.social•11 days ago

😂

heilshitler.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeah but which overzealous DOGE asshole closed the daycare without telling the Führer??!! 😡

senorjuanton.bsky.social•11 days ago

Big Balls is the hero this moment needs by Brett Stephens

ootek.bsky.social•11 days ago

Just a heads up. Jerome Powell would do well to stay clear of upper floor windows.

ootek.bsky.social•11 days ago

On the day the separation of powers of the US government ended by openly and blatantly defying court orders the NY Times tops their page with excited coverage of Netanyahu's plan for the final solution.

misterstupid.bsky.social•11 days ago

Well considering that most of his money came from government subsidies the way he makes money really hasn't changed all that much.

jackcandel.bsky.social•11 days ago

endtimesenjoyer.bsky.social•11 days ago

it really feels like pulling out a bunch of jenga pieces tomake the tower higher.

dannydepratto.bsky.social•11 days ago

Rapid unscheduled loss of market value.

ootek.bsky.social•11 days ago

When it's $20 let me know. It is still stupendously overpriced. There are likely enough whales, including Musk himself, to keep it that way.

dncsucks.bsky.social•11 days ago

Genius. And put some tits on it. Zuckerberg will lose his shit

n83z01qbui.bsky.social•11 days ago

#MoronMusk #ElonFungus

lawgrade.bsky.social•11 days ago

Leon Muskrat to X’s advertisers in a NYT sponsored Ted Talk-esque BS event, “You think you can threaten me with money? Fuck you!”

The look on that billionaire toady Andrew Ross Sorkin’s face was priceless.

lordmimey.bsky.social•11 days ago

Why my obvious mafia-like rhetoric and threats are actually a psyop by the Left to undermine me

- Also by Elon Musk

cenbe.bsky.social•11 days ago

pitchbotturd02.bsky.social•11 days ago

In this Pilsen diner, Rod means Stewart not Blagojevich, but they do know one thing. Blago deserved his pardon so he can stay forever young.

bugmamie.bsky.social•11 days ago

With the largest salaries only for the top. That should make America great.

owtasite.bsky.social•11 days ago

The new American way!

davemountain.bsky.social•11 days ago

Then, buy Wordle.

nanhouston1.bsky.social•11 days ago

Make sure shareholders get record profits & the CEO gets a 10% raise every year pay for that by replacing customer service people with chatbots, reducing staff by 50% and lock everything people want to buy in glass cases.

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