Tariffs will be lifted on penguins when they forsake monogamy and when the males abandon the woke practice of caring for the young. by Pete Hegseth - ThreadSky

djraison.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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jason6467.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Save all animals, feed the oligarchs to them. A single oligarch can feed several animals in zoos and other places.

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goodinplenty.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Pretty sure penguins would eschew such a rich diet. 🤣

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bluejewfl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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martinstett.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Now you've made him angry.
You won't like him angry.

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aanthanur.bsky.social•1 day ago

tno mercy for penguins, they started the whole woke thing with that gay uncle theory

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ksgant.bsky.social•23 hours ago

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grahampringle.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Heard Island 'Hands Off!' rally

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lsiao338.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Your posts are humorous and brilliant! Thank you for providing levity during a time when sometimes I want to put my head down and weep. 🙌🏻👏🏻

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kevinwhitejr.bsky.social•1 day ago

You’re cooking these days.

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smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social•23 hours ago

We need a cocktail called Penguin Tariff

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wanderdogs.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Love that! Waiting…

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bojabi.bsky.social•1 day ago

Heard Island agreed to allow an ICE detention center.

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nadjacravensworth.bsky.social•1 day ago

That made me snort - thank you 😂

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goodinplenty.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I hear that agreement is currently on the rocks. 😉

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pino-fotus.bsky.social•2 hours ago

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csapidus.bsky.social•23 hours ago

NYT Op-Ed is the ultimate DEI for MAGA cranks.

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johnnyapplememes.bsky.social•1 day ago

This happened because of the famous gay penguin couple happily raising chicks. Probably.

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krob7008.bsky.social•5 hours ago

AKA, Pete Kegseth

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ellan75.bsky.social•1 day ago

Old Pickled Pete is at it again. My monies on the 🐧

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rowsbywf.bsky.social•1 day ago

The penguins could not be reached for comments...

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greasyswede.bsky.social•1 day ago

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marie3will.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love it, thanks!

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mexamfam.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I would actually believe Petey boy wrote this. 🙄

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craig-4.bsky.social•20 hours ago

And abandon the woke DEI practice that makes them exactly 1/2 black and 1/2 white.

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alexcharles.bsky.social•1 day ago

also the whiskey

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kennarhi.bsky.social•1 day ago

It was Roy and Silo….

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pulpcanmovebaby.bsky.social•1 day ago

"The penguins have learned their lesson."

by Susan Collins

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dglancaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

The penguins have stopped all this black and white business, and promised to be only white in the future.

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goodinplenty.bsky.social•21 hours ago

All well and good, but when do they intend to learn to speak in English?!

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throneonbeach.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Or for that matter, when will they learn to hold their cards, let alone play them?

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mgmelinda17.bsky.social•1 day ago

I know she was very concerned about the penguins

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markdickins.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plus they need to agree to have child labor and child marriage.

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kimchimandu92.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not only do males protect the eggs and watch over the new babies, they work together to keep warm.

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bamaguy1.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Someone, please tell the MAGA'S that Jesus is WOKE! He loves unconditionally with absolutely no limits! He EXCLUDES not one!

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stonemom.bsky.social•14 hours ago

They know he's woke - and are complaining to their pastors when they quote him.

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jozienty.bsky.social•17 hours ago

On the ALA most challenged books list, so the two dad penguin family probably offends them as well: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/banned-and-tango-makes-three/

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stonemom.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Yep

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elsargentogarcia.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least they dress properly, we’ll give them that, but they haven’t said thank you enough.

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krock1138.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ourbestefforts.bsky.social•1 day ago

"You gotta pay your bills."

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bluepainted.bsky.social•17 hours ago

"With what? We don't have pockets. These are our bodies, not tuxedos."

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hollywoodland2025.bsky.social•1 day ago

What an idiot!!!!

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horneronmain.bsky.social•20 hours ago

They need to get that warrior mentality

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jellybeansmom.bsky.social•17 hours ago

And no more gay penguin marriages, Leslie.

(Just kidding omg give me all the gay penguin marriages)

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stormseazon.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yeah and get some tattoos and learn to goddamn fly you pussies

Also Hegseth

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justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social•1 day ago

One of those idiots have undoubtedly said that crazy pants shit behind closed doors.

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whyisthat.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I don't doubt that he actually said this. He is that craven and pathetic.
Pete can only dream of being a male penguin that values taking care of their young. Fuck Pete. I hope they drive their beach bus over his sorry ass.

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richardrobertsjr.bsky.social•14 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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afcats.com•21 hours ago

Dumb is as dumb does.

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trixiebelden75.bsky.social•20 hours ago

🇦🇶🇰🇾

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bluesrelax.bsky.social•15 hours ago

👍

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senorjuanton.bsky.social•1 day ago

Perspective | I spent a career studying penguins as a professor of biology specializing in Antarctic species. The Trump tariffs on penguins have me questioning whether my life’s work was in vain.

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goodinplenty.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Definitely not to intelligent people or to animal lovers far and wide,

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stormseazon.bsky.social•10 hours ago

What ?

We’re counting on you training them to attack !

Nothing in vain no

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gigibythesea.bsky.social•15 hours ago

As someone who has worked with penguins (in a zoological setting), I can say that no time spent with penguins is wasted or in vain! 🐧🐧

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senorjuanton.bsky.social•14 hours ago

my comment is not serious

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tripoley1966.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait until they hear about lemurs...

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justjohn1962.bsky.social•1 day ago

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boxerdogmom.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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paulallopenna.bsky.social•1 day ago

They also need to switch white tie only.

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trieito.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Giving pebbles to your partner is woke

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newscruz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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boatertom.bsky.social•1 day ago

And of course, the penguins must show gratitude…

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markfreed.bsky.social•23 hours ago

At least they aren’t alcoholics though.

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ash202324.bsky.social•21 hours ago

😂

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coldwarhist.bsky.social•1 day ago

More warfighters in this title

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rwhetsel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

$3 billion of goods imported by US from Russia in 2024.
$1.2 billion of goods imported by US from Ukraine in 2024
No tariff on Russia
10% tariff on Ukraine

?????

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coldpluto.bsky.social•1 day ago

What will happen to the same-sex 🐧 couples?

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lindzee2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sure, under pressure he will save the penguins but continue to allow the " transgender mice" to run amuck.

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lbluth.bsky.social•1 day ago

😬

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dreamweavers86.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂

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gongudottir.bsky.social•22 hours ago

How does he walk around ?
Doesn't he have a tailcoat ?
Can't he afford one ?

Disrespectful !

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throneonbeach.bsky.social•9 hours ago

And he has zero respect for his own hatchlings

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cgonzales78.bsky.social•1 day ago

They need to give up their DEI, after all they are black and white.

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oxbowboy.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Their last chat leak has hegsith storming the beaches for eggs.
Rfk jr claims they cure measles.
Mtg claims they block space lasers.

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mousepolice.bsky.social•21 hours ago

😆

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boover.bsky.social•1 day ago

"And when they stop flooding the market with cheap counterfeit sardines".

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goodinplenty.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Fair to say, there’s always been something fishy about those penguins.

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johnfitzpatrick3.bsky.social•1 day ago

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azeema.bsky.social•23 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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boblivion.bsky.social•1 day ago

No herring til the Antarctic fentanyl stops.

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sailbarque.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was President Trump wrong to impose stiff tariffs on an island inhabited totally by Emperor Penguins? We asked four baby seal clubbers at a pigeon shoot in Sloppy Hoof, Texas.

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suzannedspain.bsky.social•17 hours ago

LOL

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theweatherboard9.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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lisagdupont.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a keeper. We'll done @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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zoobadger.net•19 hours ago

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drjt4real.bsky.social•1 day ago

That was a given.

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phillyguysayinghi.bsky.social•21 hours ago

🤣🤣

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stuffabouthockey.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Did you know Penguins aren't assigned a sex at birth?

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throneonbeach.bsky.social•9 hours ago

But if F!elon47 has his way each egg and adult bird will be tariffed.

The kleptocrats are feathering their nests with whatever money they ( #parasiteVillainaires ) can extract from services to the poorest of the poor

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