My 2-year-old was in an ICE detention facility when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why am I being deported to Honduras?" And when I told her "Because due process is too woke," she started crying.
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May Day, May Day General Strike-5/1/25!
Shut it all down, unions wobble, airlines, manufacturing, retail, trucking, transportation, shipping! tRump, vAnts, johnson must resign.
I don't think the intention is to be "funny", per se. I feel like it's calling out stupidity & injustice. Sardonic humor is in the deadpan delivery. Meanwhile, this is exactly my brand of expression & I find it clever. I'm going to hell. FWIW, I'm scared to death.
I don’t think it’s intended to be funny either. I take it as using the reality to shove the wrongness in the faces of those that brought it about. If this doesn’t move their hearts to regret their vote and join in resisting, I don’t think anything ever will.
“You’re not being deported, honey - you are a U.S. citizen.
You are being exported to correct the trade imbalance.
Buck up, sweetheart, and do your patriotic duty!”
You know those 2️⃣ year-old gang members roll hard. Color their pictures with crayons 🖍️ aggressively, play rough in the sandbox, smash 👊🏻their food & throw it across the room. You know, gangster stuff like that. This is what Drump wants to hang his hat on. We are better than this. Sanity must return.
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Shut it all down, unions wobble, airlines, manufacturing, retail, trucking, transportation, shipping! tRump, vAnts, johnson must resign.
#FiretRump
#FirevAnts
#FirejOhnson
#BuildtheResistance
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"What are you in for?" says the first to the second.
"Two unpaid parking tickets," the second says. "You?"
"Tried to distract ICE while my brother-in-law escaped."
"What about you?" says the second to the third.
"Gah gah goo goo."
You are being exported to correct the trade imbalance.
Buck up, sweetheart, and do your patriotic duty!”