Me: Hello, tech support? There's mayonaisse leaking out of my computer again Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer Me: Yes, that makes sense - ThreadSky

mindflakes.bsky.social • 37 days ago

Me: Hello, tech support? There's mayonaisse leaking out of my computer again
Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer
Me: Yes, that makes sense

Comments

spaceybananas.bsky.social•36 days ago

is mayonnaise an instrument?

neonightmare.bsky.social•37 days ago

Definitely a downgrade from the bean pc

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•37 days ago

It'll be sweeter if you use miracle whip

withdrama.bsky.social•37 days ago

computer ivermectin

johnpolecat.bsky.social•37 days ago

🤣

gabud.bsky.social•37 days ago

heck. from the south. I would say if you only had some sliced bread and mayo ... you got some good stuff going. ( if you can keep mayo out of the computer ). :O

hoonjig.bsky.social•37 days ago

tech support: hello how can I help you
me: sleeper code 176
tech support: 00101110011000110

obeytheai.bsky.social•37 days ago

This is beans. It’s food

isx.bsky.social•36 days ago

One of the best

https://youtube.com/shorts/dwqnwSQiCIQ?si=nOJQW0PWkAbkY_-l

zolwninja.bsky.social•37 days ago

Well I pour mayonnaise on MY computer and it works perfectly fine

night--knight.bsky.social•37 days ago

Yeah obviously mayonnaise keeps your cpu cool better than thermal paste but you shouldn't be using so much that it leaks.

alflanagan.bsky.social•37 days ago

Why aren’t computers designed with handy mayonnaise receptacles? After forty years you would think this would be a solved problem.

jennbit.bsky.social•37 days ago

Just for you I promise a computer with a mayonnaise container will be built in your lifetime.

mythik.co.uk•36 days ago

https://hub.docker.com/layers/cauldronio/syslog-ng/mayonnaise/images/sha256-de61edae91c0c9fa4543e3d8996e02bc5788bc0e94d1b71e0d28de00e654a770 ?

jennbit.bsky.social•36 days ago

oh my god

kaitos.net•37 days ago

Tech support: Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Me: mayonnaise

pmurph0305.bsky.social•37 days ago

But pouring mayonnaise in my computer is what I do

russellengland.bsky.social•37 days ago

Friend : My laptop stopped working for some reason, can you fix it?

Me : Drives over, puts on IT hat, opens laptop, red wine pours out

Friend : 😬

True story...

keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social•36 days ago

That is why I use an Apple mayo pro.

mitzerbitzer.bsky.social•37 days ago

But now what do I do with all this mayonnaise?

waldo2006.bsky.social•37 days ago

I work in tech support and I haven't found mayo in a computer.

Yet.

Ketchup, coffee, tea, soda, creamer, sugar, ice cream, red sauce, pudding, hot chocolate, spaghettios, butter and a rotten bannana are all ones I've had to deal with (the drinks many name times)

buumblebeeeee.bsky.social•36 days ago

"That makes sense" is my favorite way of saying "I'm a moron, I realize that now"

kamalini.bsky.social•37 days ago

The all time classic has to be "and it took me ages to get the second floppy disk in!".

somebrownman.bsky.social•37 days ago

Having worked in tech support, this is an accurate depiction of an average day

perpetuityphoto.bsky.social•37 days ago

Oh yeah, bud, see, there's your problem, you're not supposed to let the magic mayonnaise out. The magic mayonnaise is what keeps your computer running. Stop letting the magic mayonnaise get out.