Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm* - ThreadSky

mindflakes.bsky.social • 9 days ago

Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*

Comments

geckosoldat.bsky.social•9 days ago

The implication of this are that either the clerk is sounding the alarm to get out of the conversation, or that you are saying this as you are robbing the bank.

madmarc12.bsky.social•9 days ago

Love it

lowkey-loki-lounge.bsky.social•9 days ago

coachlydia.bsky.social•1 day ago

@mpavictoria.bsky.social

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mpavictoria.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂

fiero.bsky.social•4 days ago

But you can sandwich in any order.

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey don't spoil the ending I'm just now getting to the good part (slice of deli swiss)

duhmocracy.bsky.social•9 days ago

And it is written in Braille for your tastebuds.

Withdrawal or deposit?

guyfawkeboy.bsky.social•9 days ago

The author of Books of Bread? Clive Baker.

foodpictures.bsky.social•9 days ago

lushflimbaugh.bsky.social•9 days ago

While the roast beef was an able protagonist, the lettuce was really the unwitting accomplice that could not be done without.

The mayo was just dressing.

dizavid.bsky.social•9 days ago

The Ketchup is why Tomato is crying in a puddle of its loved ones.

duncandixoncoffee.me•9 days ago

Nah, man, the mayo is the whole point! You’re missing the whole point! You’re focused on bread and lettuce while the mayo is just sitting in front of you!

lushflimbaugh.bsky.social•9 days ago

Somewhere my high school English teacher is thinking..."yeah, that idiot always did miss the point."

duncandixoncoffee.me•9 days ago

Me, too