This is actually a trick question. Real Men do not bring luggage, because Real Men have disciplined themselves beyond the need for possessions other than weapons, which are illegal to bring on the plane anyway. What else are you going to put in a luggage - clothes? toiletries? like a girl would? - ThreadSky

spavel.bsky.social • 31 days ago

This is actually a trick question. Real Men do not bring luggage, because Real Men have disciplined themselves beyond the need for possessions other than weapons, which are illegal to bring on the plane anyway.

What else are you going to put in a luggage - clothes? toiletries? like a girl would?

Reposted from Andy Welfle 🛰️

Fellas, is it gay to travel?

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geekmomma.bsky.social•31 days ago

Real men only take what fits in the pockets of their cargo shorts.

sjavik.bsky.social•31 days ago

Inventing a needlessly complicated roller bag covered in tacticool straps and loops. A Boston dynamics dog for the airport

ishyamo.bsky.social•31 days ago

Just need the clothes I’m wearing, right? 😅

ishyamo.bsky.social•31 days ago

How different would travel be if no one needed to bring any luggage at all?

spavel.bsky.social•31 days ago

My bad - receiving reports that only girls enjoy sitting in a chair. The only humane thing to do is to simply have the Real Men jog after the plane.

spavel.bsky.social•31 days ago

Still gotta go through the very straight and masculine patdown though. For safety.

kendrawrites.com•31 days ago

Is this where I note that Joey Fatone from NSYNC not only has wheeled luggage but has the kind you can sit on and has a little motor to propel itself and he says it's the best thing he's ever purchased?

gretared.bsky.social•31 days ago

I just…ok man, sure

keyuzo.bsky.social•31 days ago

Someone needs to sit this guy down & have a long talk with him. He's going to be a lot happier if he listens.

jkohlmann.bsky.social•31 days ago

Luggage more like cuckage bro

mirandapitcher.bsky.social•31 days ago

Apropos: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/24/mystery-of-wheelie-suitcase-how-gender-stereotypes-held-back-history-of-invention

leastactionhero.bsky.social•31 days ago

ManBag™

electricland.bsky.social•31 days ago

Real Men never change their underwear, everyone knows this.

sesquiotic.bsky.social•31 days ago

Can't change what you don't wear

electricland.bsky.social•31 days ago

Excellent point. Boxers? Briefs? A Real Man cares not for these things.

mdruker.app•31 days ago

Does Axe count as a weapon or a toiletry

sjavik.bsky.social•31 days ago

In the middle school locker room it was both

chadcrichton.bsky.social•31 days ago

Yes.

helloben42.bsky.social•31 days ago

Real Man™️ - I dont do feminine things like talk about bags

So what are doing?

RM - Comparing EDC with my bros. Chuds got a new sling that can fit 3 multi tools and I'm soooo jelly

patcasey.bsky.social•31 days ago

Jack Reacher only owns one shirt, right?

spavel.bsky.social•31 days ago

If he owned multiple he'd have to do laundry (feminine). He just hunts for a new one (drives to the store) every day, and burns the old one.

electricland.bsky.social•31 days ago

The post from the Soylent guy about never doing laundry and just ordering new custom shirts from China lives rent-free in my head

electricland.bsky.social•31 days ago

I was gonna say. You can’t possibly go wrong by emulating Jack Reacher and just buying a new enormous shirt at the Goodwill when yours wears out.

sammc.bsky.social•31 days ago

wheeled bags, but tactical bag

spavel.bsky.social•31 days ago

All terrain bag with tank treads

andy.wtf•31 days ago

Whew, that was quite some thread necromancy!

spavel.bsky.social•31 days ago

I was catching up

adefesioso.canica.pe•30 days ago

IRL they're just prepping men to dive into slavery

"You want a pay for your labor!!!
What are you a pussy?"

limoniana.bsky.social•31 days ago

I feel so sorry for these "alpha males", it seems like they spend every second of every day terrified they are not performing masculinity properly.

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