I have enjoyed being a woman since Trump defined my gender by what I was *at conception*. Feels weird to be in a lesbian marriage though. I’m adjusting. - ThreadSky

elienyc.bsky.social • 48 days ago

I have enjoyed being a woman since Trump defined my gender by what I was *at conception*. Feels weird to be in a lesbian marriage though. I’m adjusting.

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atsnlg.bsky.social•48 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JigBfoDtzY

businessbirth.bsky.social•48 days ago

Embryology jokes, hiiiiiiilarious! @drjengunter.bsky.social

jj-14.bsky.social•47 days ago

I so love your style, wit and character. Thank you!

meretrixv.bsky.social•48 days ago

Your Subaru will be arriving shortly!

teachnoz.bsky.social•48 days ago

Well, you’re obviously not menopausal.

bruffles.bsky.social•48 days ago

If you got married before Obergefell, you might not have a marriage.

karleeag99.bsky.social•48 days ago

Welcome 🥰

my2bits4u.bsky.social•48 days ago

Are you considering a boob job yet ?

b-ofhousestark.bsky.social•48 days ago

emmie4kids.bsky.social•48 days ago

johniwaniszek.bsky.social•48 days ago

yer livvin the dream

bsexton.bsky.social•48 days ago

Science isn't his thing.

blackwomenstitch.bsky.social•48 days ago

How has it been having fewer pockets?

brieldridge.bsky.social•48 days ago

I told my Wife this yesterday and she said, "Oh... Hot Lesbian action!"

kaijusensei.bsky.social•48 days ago

I feel ya.

I need to find a place that sells pumps in size 17.

cydniey.bsky.social•47 days ago

Thank the Universe my husband has spent a lot of time in the company of lesbians, so he's accepted his new identity quickly, and without much effort, but with a LOT of laughing.🤪

wolvie41.bsky.social•46 days ago

Makes all white men transgender, hence all these dumbasses that deplore DEI are themselves DEI hires.

broseman.bsky.social•48 days ago

I no longer produce gametes of any size, does that mean I'm no longer a man or a woman? Does my non-sex status come with any perks?

globewithaface.bsky.social•48 days ago

🎶I’M EVERY WOMAN, IT’S ALL IN MEEEE 🎶

doctort1973.bsky.social•48 days ago

Glad to have you in the fold sister!

brittafritta.bsky.social•48 days ago

This made my coffee come out of my nose! 🤣

dinar.bsky.social•48 days ago

Somebody should explain to the insecure “alpha males” and manosphere bros that Trump officially classified them as women.

nicboequ.bsky.social•48 days ago

My dating pool: 📈

reillyharper.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same, Elie. Same. However wage parity means you and I the rest of our new sisters will be getting a pay cut. Also all bathrooms are now Womens bathrooms. Can I be the first to tell Jo Rowling?

wolfenred.bsky.social•48 days ago

Let The Midnight Society dramatize it.

splcgirl.bsky.social•47 days ago

😂 Good point! All human eggs are female unless fertilized by a Y chromosome sperm.
Clever, you! Good at re-framing our perceptions. A most useful skill these days. Thank you!!!

splcgirl.bsky.social•47 days ago

Hah! a state senator proposed this law in a Southern state, making a satiric point. But in fact he is correct. Phew! Double irony!!!

paul.ofthenorth.ca•48 days ago

You like it now, but just wait until you want to buy reasonably priced clothing or get your hair done

m-chung.bsky.social•48 days ago

Or pants that fit.

nonadee.bsky.social•48 days ago

Or pockets!

leopardonparade.bsky.social•48 days ago

Or tops that are long enough to cover your belly! Or clothing that doesn't shrink. Or that has pockets!

soulscompanion.bsky.social•48 days ago

I personally think we should all use "they/them/their" on all governments docs for 4 years.

amyjellico.bsky.social•48 days ago

Watch out for the hot flashes

dreadfulpenny.bsky.social•48 days ago

0/10 do not recommend

Also, night sweats, -100/10 steer clear at all costs

leopardonparade.bsky.social•48 days ago

Better than menstruation!

dreadfulpenny.bsky.social•48 days ago

I still have that. Perimenopause is a long journey.

leopardonparade.bsky.social•48 days ago

But the other side is great!

dreadfulpenny.bsky.social•48 days ago

I hope so.

rebmarkable.bsky.social•48 days ago

😂

stefene.bsky.social•48 days ago

if they had said 'at birth' it would negate their other argument of life beginning at conception. such idiots.

sebastianosmith.bsky.social•48 days ago

Please, observe their wishes and leave logic out of this.

somecafone.bsky.social•48 days ago

How’s your wife dealing with it?

serendipityjones.bsky.social•48 days ago

lol welcome aboard!

jenfriesarts.bsky.social•48 days ago

Welcome to the Sisterhood. ;)

easleytiger.bsky.social•48 days ago

Welcome! Please dump all personal care products immediately and repurchase pink or pastel versions at 2x price.

deaconacc.bsky.social•48 days ago

I think they still sell Vic for Her pens. Check out the Amazon reviews.

mags234.bsky.social•48 days ago

I would love for some organisations to take this seriously and remove all male toilets.

countnathrakh.bsky.social•48 days ago

*nasty cackle*, thank you for this

charlotteinny.bsky.social•48 days ago

Say farewell to having pockets 👋

tammywoodrow.bsky.social•48 days ago

progress2025.bsky.social•47 days ago

Oh my goodness, I have nipples too!

jsheehan901.bsky.social•48 days ago

Boom, like that! 😂😂❤️

sarahdanielsson.bsky.social•48 days ago

😂

withappens.bsky.social•48 days ago

Just wait until the first time you have to deal with the pink tax.

pdconner52.bsky.social•48 days ago

Furiously searching Coach knock off purses are we?

thefirstchair.bsky.social•47 days ago

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

lululacroissant.bsky.social•48 days ago

Welcome to the dance. All the good convo is by the refreshments table.

cassie-mmk.bsky.social•48 days ago

Being in a lesbian marriage is pretty awesome, you get uhauls and swords.

mutherbear.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lol! Hadn't thought about it like that -- I guess we're all lesbians now. Probably gonna need a traffic cop at Congressional bathrooms...

debra.bsky.social•48 days ago

Consider how your wife must feel! But glad to have you on the team.

kashdan.bsky.social•47 days ago

😂🤣😂 I wanna know what the wife thinks about this. Your wit is how getting this era with less tears. Thank you

thorbenson.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'm going trad wife

sarahcinnamon.bsky.social•45 days ago

Snorted! 😆

1stladydi.bsky.social•47 days ago

With God As My Witness: Republicans know NOTHING about human reproduction (or any biology, science, climate crisis, the internal combustion engine........