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celebrityhottub.bsky.social • 456 days ago

on the other hand think how bummed Hell is

99.9% of the people in hell are like "finally someone we can all piss on" it's a win for them too

"but he's OUR asshole"

It's like having to work a shift on black Friday

I dunno, I sort of feel like the whole concept of hell is that they're happy to receive the bad people?

Satan when Kissinger checks in

Satan peeking at the Ring doorbell cam he set up at the gates:

Fuck it’s gonna smell like sour cream and onion in here for the rest of eternity

Him and Pol Pot holding hands on a romantic boat ride on Acheron, sharing furtive glances and giggling.

I have to sit next to this guy for eternity? Fucking Christ.

This is wild promotion for Jason's book.

kissinger: “tell em i’m coming and hells coming with me”

hell: “we’re good, you can go tho”

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DEMONS?!

He’s been on top of their draft board for 50 years. They’re thrilled to get a Bobby Petrino type of offensive mind on their staff.

It is such a shame that MessageBoardGeniuses is not here to document the Kissinger takes on the boards tonight. Absolutely wild out there 💀

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