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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

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philadelphia: where the city building codes have a minimum number of people that the roof of a bus shelter has to support, for public safety reason.

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ゴブーヅス

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Here's Kendrick Lamar's full Super Bowl performance. youtu.be/KDorKy-13ak?...

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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

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go birds

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that's right

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somehow patrick mahomes remembering he can play like patrick mahomes after spending several hours as the one legged man at an ass-kicking party is even funnier than if he'd just kept sucking shit the whole way through and blamed it on bad beignets or something.

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“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial

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No that's a terrible idea

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Jeep coming in to have Harrison Ford doing a greatest generation ass freedom ad for electric cars... man. Woke winning the war

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you have to recognize that a lot of the bone-deep panic among conservatives these last couple decades is based on them slowly losing the culture war

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that photograph of a corn dog andy reid kept in his office that kept aging and aging every time kc won a coin toss game this year is suddenly looking fresh from the fryer again

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the super bowl is greatly improved by watching the telemundo broadcast

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Super Bowl USAID Save Foreign Aid

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Folks trying to save USAID are trying to counterprogram Musk's $40 million Super Bowl ad. They're asking everyone to share this video as widely as you can today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...

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My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

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yes... hahaha... yes! www.huffpost.com/entry/beaver...

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go birds

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I wonder how Sean O'Brien is gonna feel when price spikes torpedo shipping demand.

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The world has been through anti-science cycles before, to disastrous results On a detour on my lit review, a mosey through the history of our familiar friend, the standard onion (Allium cepa) brought me right to one of botany's greatest cautionary tales of what happens when ideology overrides data

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a coworker asked me why i am so incandescently mad about the transgender military ban, and i said kevin it’s a fair question. i’m a veteran. you’re not. and that’s fine. it’s not a big deal. i’m not checking you. i am saying if a person wants to serve we say thank you for your service.

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I just realized I've replied to @samd.bsky.social like four times in a row and I swear to God I'm not stalking his fine YIMBY Jeopardy ass.

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