Keep in mind Sun Tzu was writing for dipshit kings and petty lords with zero clue how to fight a war. "Listen, boss, I know you've got a pedigree and all and that's nice, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, either follow these incredibly basic steps, or let your generals fight the war without your input."
This is after the Bing Bang rebellion, where the then emperor decided to not pay his soldiers and starve the peasantry, resulting in 40 billion deaths and the creation of 3 new countries.
The button is Kash Patel at FBI arresting key Democrats and shutting down polling places in areas that vote Democratic. Then there are the buttons at DOJ who will prosecute the key Democrats.
for as much as i hate the electoral college, one neat trick it has is that if you fuck with elections in a state likely to go to the opposition, the state can declare their elections tampered, and throw to the opposition anyway. pretty major reason election interference happens elsewhere!
people like to bitch that the democrats just rolled over and swore this administration in but that is because the worship slavishly at the altar of “elections mean things”
if you fuck with a poll site slightly harder or dumber than brian kemp did and things will go … very different
It is getting harder and harder to look at the bright side and imagine "Well, at least I'll get the Piazzale Loreto" and be able to hurl rocks at the stupid gameshow host and his techbro Elmo douchebag
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“May you live in interesting times.” Nah, I’m good.
-Abraham Lincoln, February 12th 2003
Emperor Kung-pow of the Bing Dynasty: This man is an intellectual titan for the ages.
Wait, I know! Let’s strangle public school funding so we can always have a ready supply
https://wedontagree.net/maybe-trump-really-is-that-fucking-stupid-and-why-that-matters
Something that should be brought up more often when discussing the increasingly unpopular incumbent trying to do a coup.
if you fuck with a poll site slightly harder or dumber than brian kemp did and things will go … very different
I'm gonna start telling people to shoot themselves in the fuck
"What is a Republican but a good man's job?"
-Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching 27 (Paraphrased)
"What is a bad man but a good man's job?"
-Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching 27 (Original)