If we call them "guillotines" then people will avoid them and the rich will never want to go into one. But if we call them "Top down weight loss machines with with quick acting thought leveler" as if we were a shitty tech company reinventing everyday things we can trick 'em. They're rich, not smart.
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If you can get hired at a major corporation, slip this into a text or email to a co-worker. The corporation will gleefully "steal" your idea, patent it and implement it, costing us nothing!
Inspired: exploded by their own failed electric guillotine.