If you buy a “share size” candy bar that says “two candy bars!” and you open it up and both candy bars are smaller than the standard size candy bar? That’s jail time. You’re going to jail. - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 94 days ago

If you buy a “share size” candy bar that says “two candy bars!” and you open it up and both candy bars are smaller than the standard size candy bar? That’s jail time. You’re going to jail.