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Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.

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Anecdotal personal experience at play here but I love a dog named dog. That’s all you need. That’s a dog kinda dog.

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Judge: I hereby sentence you to- Me having a revelation: wait a second…Lipps Inc., the, the Funkytown band…that name was a pun on “Lip sync”! Judge: -30 years of hard labor Me: no! Not at my moment of greatest clarity!

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its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

submitted 5 hours ago • 22 comments

I bought some catnip for my cat that is called “Smarty Kat”, but that’s not the kind of name I want in a catnip, I want something that’s like “this will fuckkkk him uppppp”

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When I try to explain the ska band to my family

submitted 6 hours ago • 19 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 161 comments

My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

I love paying with cash, I love having paper money, I love the rattle of the change, I’m a sicko, I know how to add just enough over the cost of something to make change come back in pleasing amounts, this is my design

submitted 8 hours ago • 15 comments

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Next election is like prime time for socialists and communists to run for local office

submitted 9 hours ago • 37 comments

Hello I am version 9817932.2 of this man, recent patch notes include weird hair and general smoothness and stability of gameplay

submitted 19 hours ago • 13 comments

I’ve recommended this YouTube channel before but it takes outtakes and edits them into the episodes and if you have any affection for the source material you will be in a better mood after watching a couple youtu.be/l7oWXooPT80?...

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

He blocks out other men as if he is a human eclipse

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

It’s beginning to come together for me as to why Elon is hellbent trying to destroy Wikipedia

submitted 9 hours ago • 9 comments

People being rude to service workers is a red flag both in needlessly being a dickhead to someone but also in that you can tell they appreciate it when you make their work a little easier and who doesn’t want that shit? That shit feels amazing. A waiter being happy? That shit makes your weekend

submitted 9 hours ago • 38 comments

This is when you know the instant ramen isn’t fuckin around with you

submitted 10 hours ago • 16 comments

I genuinely would have alot of empathy and compassion for regretful Trump voters if instead of “I thought he’d hurt other people, not me” they said “I thought he’d hurt other people, and now having experienced it firsthand I realize the pain that attitude causes”

submitted 11 hours ago • 20 comments

Me: time to get up to some “good trouble” and save democracy Me: likes a few posts, makes tomato soup

submitted 11 hours ago • 24 comments

This dude doing more and more elaborate crimes because the cops can’t hold him because every time he does one Eric Adams emails an increasingly upset Steven Spielberg pictures of evidence that didn’t go through discovery. The subject line says “New York is an Incredible Place, from bridges to 9/11”

submitted 11 hours ago • 17 comments